Snakes on a Plane!

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:31 am

See it!

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:32 pm

PfffHahahaha!! BWHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man this movie looks... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...ok ....ok ...hang on a second... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Snakes on a... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! .... HAHAHAHAHA... :blink:

oh crap.... I just shit my pants.

Al@metalreviews · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:07 pm

Watching it in 3 hours :dio:

Argonaut · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:06 pm

I love that nobody involved took this movie seriously and niether will I when I go to see it. I can't wait!

Morlock · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:08 pm

Hehe I was so excited that I got my buddy who works at the theater to take me to the special pre-screening the night before it was supposed to come out. And I wasn't dissapointed :lol:

heatseeker · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:06 pm

This movie looks terrible...I'll probably go see it

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Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:36 pm

you know the reason bush had to wear that pilot suit was to protct himself from snakes on his f-15

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

I think its safe to say that this movie will be about snakes on a plane.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:54 pm

Lets just hope it doesn't take itself too seriously. From what I've heard, It's like "Con Air" With snakes

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:25 pm

Passenger: "We're all gonna die!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Not me!"
Pilot: "If that happens, this plane will go down faster than a thai hooker!"

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! I'm about to shoot out some motherfuckin' windows!"

:lol:

heatseeker · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:08 pm

Eyesore wrote:

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! I'm about to shoot out some motherfuckin' windows!"

That line is so cheesy...bleh.

Sifl · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:37 pm

heatseeker wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! I'm about to shoot out some motherfuckin' windows!"

That line is so cheesy...bleh.

I recorded that line to video while in the theater...youtube is being a whore about uploading though :mad:

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:10 pm

heatseeker wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Samuel L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! I'm about to shoot out some motherfuckin' windows!"

That line is so cheesy...bleh.

Indeed, but when Samuel L. Jackson says it it's fucking hilarious!

Radical Cut · **Joined:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:19 am **Posts:** 960

Part of me can't wait to see it, and part of me dreads it.

I'll probably end up going today, unless I can convince other parties otherwise.

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:46 pm

Saw it on Friday drunk (with a horrible Americanized audience cheering and whooping like a pack of trained seals) and it was a amazing.

I saw it less than 24 hours later sober and.....it was still great! A few bits were just too cruddy for words, but man what more can you expect. It was a plane! With snakes! And one big landshark, from the amount of teeth that anaconda seemed to have. :lol:

rio · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:40 pm

I'm hopefully going to see this soon. I heard the opening figures were disappointing.

leee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:36 pm

Radagast wrote:

Saw it on Friday drunk (with a horrible Americanized audience cheering and whooping like a pack of trained seals) and it was a amazing.

I saw it less than 24 hours later sober and.....it was still great! A few bits were just too cruddy for words, but man what more can you expect. It was a plane! With snakes! And one big landshark, from the amount of teeth that anaconda seemed to have. :lol:

What is an Amercanized audiance? I forgot there were not stupid 16 year olds anywhere in the world but the US.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:10 pm

leee wrote:

Radagast wrote:

Saw it on Friday drunk (with a horrible Americanized audience cheering and whooping like a pack of trained seals) and it was a amazing.

I saw it less than 24 hours later sober and.....it was still great! A few bits were just too cruddy for words, but man what more can you expect. It was a plane! With snakes! And one big landshark, from the amount of teeth that anaconda seemed to have. :lol:

What is an Amercanized audiance? I forgot there were not stupid 16 year olds anywhere in the world but the US.

God, imagine if it was Snakes On A Soul Plane? :ph34r:

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:44 pm

leee wrote:

Radagast wrote:

Saw it on Friday drunk (with a horrible Americanized audience cheering and whooping like a pack of trained seals) and it was a amazing.

I saw it less than 24 hours later sober and.....it was still great! A few bits were just too cruddy for words, but man what more can you expect. It was a plane! With snakes! And one big landshark, from the amount of teeth that anaconda seemed to have. :lol:

What is an Amercanized audiance? I forgot there were not stupid 16 year olds anywhere in the world but the US.

British audiences do not whoop and cheer and applaud the cinema screen. The only time it is ever done is by stupid "alternative" (read: UK equivalent of Hot Topic) morons watching cliched horror movies, or films like SoaP, and even then only when they outnumber the rest of the theater.

rio · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:53 pm

In fairness they're often like that on the continent as well. It's only we British that have proper cinema ettiquette :mad:

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