Metal Reviews

fuck you, kenneth branagh, for that neverending 4-hour pain-in-the-ass rendition of Hamlet. JESUS!!

40 year old virgin is lame and unfunny.

Gone with the wind is bawring.

40 year old virging sucks donkey balls.

The 40 Year Old Virgin does indeed suck.

Charlie's Angels is crap but it's still awesome compared to the sequel.....

Freddy Got Fingered is one of the worst movies of all time, and I thought I had low sense of humour...

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can't walk backwards as fast as you can." HAHAHA!! Are you kidding me!? Tom Green is a genius!!

Bad movies... uhh... A Nights Tale. Horrible. Meet the Fockers. There is more.

Yeah, I cant help it, that movie made me laugh alot.

"I wanna eat chicken burgers!!"

I died after that.

FGF is hilarious! As for worst movie...uum thats a hard pick, the obvious choice would be Manos the hands of fate, buut other than that Im still thinking...I'll get back on this.

Manos is really, really, really BAD. It's not even funny how bad it is.

Anyway, some movies like Equilibrium piss me off big time, I hate that movie. Most comedies nowadays suck ass because of really bad acting and directing, although there are some fun movies in that genre, Mean Girls, She's The Man, Grandma's Boy, I don't know, they're not good movies.. but they just made me laugh for some reason

Stepford Wives remake - what the fuck? most movies have a concept and then a plot built around it. this just had the concept. which was taken from another movie in the first place.

The Omen remake. All the kid did was stare at people, menacingly, and wasn't very convincing. All of the cool shit that happened in the original was completely gone, and was replaced with people rambling about the story of the Antichrist, which I'm sure anyone who isn't a re-re already knows. First movie I've walked out of in a long, long time.

I agree with you on that one

I thought equilibrium was pretty cool. All those bad ass gun/sword fighting scenes? Are you kidding me? I get chills everytime I see him kick everyones ass with his sword.

Frank McClusky, C.I.

Look it up. Worst movie of all time, undisputably. Seriously, you don't know how bad a movie can be until you've seen this one...

Point Break. Keanu Reeves plays a ex-high school football star named Johnny Utah and has to hunt down bank-robbing surfers. It's retarded. Keanu also gives the most stunningly bland performance I've ever seen him (or anyone else) do.

...I'm not sure what other genuinely bad movies I've seen. I'd have to think about that. Thankfully I managed to stay away from all the movies I've heard bad things about, like Fantastic 4 or Stealth or something like that.

Fuuuuuuck you!

This falls more into the "so bad it's funny" category, but Killer Klowns From Outer Space is always a classic.

Totally. Ultraviolet on the other hand...bah.

And the 40 year old Virgin was a lot funnier than I expected it to be. Phil Rudd is great.

The worst movies of all time, in no specific order:

Bloodthirst: Legend of the Chupacabras
Ax 'Em
Glitter

He did well by Henry V.

A Nights Tale or A Knight's Tale? The latter was good, dude!! My pics of bad movies goes to the following:



Knowing that I love movies like this, Jill bought it for me. Apparently not understanding what the dreaded words "Christopher Lambert" mean in the movie industry! This movie is hilariously bad.



Have any of you seen this pile of horseshit!! Haha. It could have been so cool, but this movie is flat out terrible! Horrible acting, terrible effects, terrible story. Poop.

Just remembered a few... Leprechaun 4 is probably the most depressingly bad movie I've ever seen. Also I can't forget Ringu, that movie bored me to tears.

Haahahaha, holy shit, how could I forget the legendary Dungeons and Dragons! I can't wait to see the sequel