But Dungeons & Dragons had:
I actually liked equilibrium, but all the "Gun-Fu" stuff was so stupid my brain wanted to vacate my head in protest.
Just take two steps back and fire, you moron!
Right, i'm going to split this into "BAD" and "so bad its good"
BAD:
Boogeyman - 80 minutes of a guy opening doors and not opening doors and being spooked out by the camera zooming about.
The Boondock Saints - I got 20 minutes into this stupid, so-cool-it-hurts garbage before I had to bail out. Yeuch.
The Ring/The Ring 2/The Grudge - ooooh look a spooky little kid with dark hair! Thank God I avoided Dark Water.
Bram Stoker's Dracula. Eeeeew.
So bad it's fricki'n awesome:
Street Fighter. Oh-hells-yes!
"But why? Why do they call me a warlord? And
MAD? All I want to do...is create the perfect genetic soldier! Not for evil...but for good! Carlos Blanka will be the first of many - they shall march out of my laboratories, wiping out every creed, every nation, until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And the world shall kneel before me in humble gratitude."
I can only agree with Zangief: "That was beautiful."
Deathstalker - the best of all the 80s Argentina-shot barbarian movies. Watch as our hero rapes his way around the countryside, contradicting himself at every turn as the script dictates. Watch the bad guy with the shifting-tattoo and the finger-eating sock puppet. Watch the henceman get turned into a hot chick and try (quite succesfully) to seduce the hero. Amazing stuff.
Shark Attack 3 - you want giant sharks? Okay, but you want giant sharks that
roar? Ok, but you want giant sharks that roar, change size
and species at every cut and are made up entirely of stock footage? You want all that? You want all that plus a gay Tom Cruise imitating Scotsman with an American accent as your muscular hero? You got it!
