Metal Reviews

If you doubt the sheer awesomness of the giant squid, here's some research material;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid

it would rule if we wrote a section in that entry about a possible encounter between Batman and a giant squid, all scientific-like.

squid.

Pfffft. Batman would just reach into his utility belt and use his "Giant Squid Repellant." No contest.

no, actually, I expect a sperm whale would come along and finish them both off. or... Chuck Norris!!! gasp!!!!

Batman's a joke. He doesn't even have any real super powers. He's just rich. My money is on the giant squid, hands down. Errr... tentacles down.

None of them.
The white sperm whale, Moby Dick.

Almost exactly what I was gonna say.

Batman.

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Batman Forever!!!! ....not without a tough fight from the squid, though.

And what a silly thread, it should be 'Who will win? Luca Trulli or Giant Squid?'

I'l choose Luca trulli, he'll wield his sword and chop the beast to pieces.

I thought Luca Trulli was a squid.

Do you know those dinosaur comics by heart or something?

Particularly impressive quips stick out in my mind, and the site has a very nifty search function so if you remember one line from one panel you can find it in seconds.

It would depend where they had the fight, Batman could just sit off and read his weekly scientist magazines if its was on dry land, but underwater is a totally different game. I vote squid in water.

i actually thought about posting the exact same answer the other day, but didn't have the time... i agree.

Squid in water

But see, in water, Batman would just call his buddy from the Justice League, Aquaman. Aquaman would talk the fish out of the fight.

... and how would that make Batman win in water? then it's Aquaman who wins
... talking... what an awsome superpower...

But...he talks to fish! Yeah, precisely why Aquaman is the gayest superhero ever.

wasn't there this captain planet person with the planeteers who was alla bout being clean? that's even gayer.