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This picture makes me laugh. What the fuck is with Shagrath?


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As awesone as King Diamond is, a picture of him always makes me laugh my nuts clean off.


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As awesone as King Diamond is, a picture of him always makes me laugh my nuts clean off.


No way, he looks cool.


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The_Voice wrote:
The Silent Man wrote:
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As awesone as King Diamond is, a picture of him always makes me laugh my nuts clean off.


No way, he looks cool.


Despite that, he still looks hilarious.


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For WAR 88; or White Aryan Resistance, Heil Hitler (Geddit? H is the eighth letter? So those 88's mean Heil Hitler. Never realised that before. st00pid NS fags)


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 Post subject: Re: Dumb Band Promo Shots
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King Diamond is the king of looking hilarious.


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This picture makes me laugh. What the fuck is with Shagrath?


Looks like he's being electricuted. Whatever it is, I think the pic looks fine. I've seen gay-er Dimmu pics. There's one where d bald guy is wearing a cape and another ass wearing a top hat.

By thew way, can anyone explain to me how on earth does Mustis (dimmu) looks big and burly in their promo pics. He doesn't look that big at all in their live clips. Take for example, the promo for 'Puritanical...' he's got a broad jaw and an awesome broad shoulder. Haha. Trying to look macho I guess.

Anyway, I saw the Rhapsody promo pic. Total screw ups.


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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
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This picture makes me laugh. What the fuck is with Shagrath?


Looks like he's being electricuted. Whatever it is, I think the pic looks fine. I've seen gay-er Dimmu pics. There's one where d bald guy is wearing a cape and another ass wearing a top hat.

By thew way, can anyone explain to me how on earth does Mustis (dimmu) looks big and burly in their promo pics. He doesn't look that big at all in their live clips. Take for example, the promo for 'Puritanical...' he's got a broad jaw and an awesome broad shoulder. Haha. Trying to look macho I guess.


There are no doubt gayer Dimmu pics out there, but I just didn't want to post something everyone already saw on the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics, y'know.

Mustiis indeed looks like a fucken beast in the Puritanical shot, but, in this picture at least, looks like Cher got a sex change and decided to put on corpse paint.


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+1!!!

Maybe he really is Cher......was I mean.


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There's a picture of Stian Arsten in the Stormblast booklet that set the gay rights movement back at least 20 years all on its own.


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There's a picture of Stian Arsten in the Stormblast booklet that set the gay rights movement back at least 20 years all on its own.


I haven't seen it. Could you upload it?


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i think the picture of Stian on the inside of enthroned darkness triumphant is much funnier. Everyone else is all bm and painted with spikjes and shit and he looks liek he just came from performing magic at a birthday party.


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Alright I've found it. The best/worst band promo shot EVER created.

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Filthy Maggoty Cunt in case you were wondering.


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This is probably the dummest I've seen. It's a Finnish band called Teräsbetoni ("Steelconcrete" in english.) They sing about metal, horses, metal, brothers, metal, blood, metal and beer. They sound exactly like Manowar.


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i think the picture of Stian on the inside of enthroned darkness triumphant is much funnier. Everyone else is all bm and painted with spikjes and shit and he looks liek he just came from performing magic at a birthday party.

Ah, I think that's the one I was talking about. Learing forward in a top hat?


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no wonder he's hateful :rolleyes:



some other funny ones:

Raping Corpse to sacrifice the moon:
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Hahah, he wet his paaants!!!


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Traveler In Stygian wrote:
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This is probably the dummest I've seen. It's a Finnish band called Teräsbetoni ("Steelconcrete" in english.) They sing about metal, horses, metal, brothers, metal, blood, metal and beer. They sound exactly like Manowar.


[np]: Teräsbetoni - Taivas Lyö Tulta

Hhehehe! Love the scream in the beginning, :D

.:crast:.


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i think the picture of Stian on the inside of enthroned darkness triumphant is much funnier. Everyone else is all bm and painted with spikjes and shit and he looks liek he just came from performing magic at a birthday party.

Ah, I think that's the one I was talking about. Learing forward in a top hat?



Don't forget the cane and the goth kiddy makeup.


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Alright I've found it. The best/worst band promo shot EVER created.

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Filthy Maggoty Cunt in case you were wondering.


Wahahahahahahahahaha!

I like the robot guy doing the pelvic thrust.


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