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Eyesore
 Post subject: Strange Birthday Gifts (Possibly NSFW)!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:28 pm 
So I had my "surprise" birthday party last nght. I got some weird fucking gifts. One is my new inflatable sheep:

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Sadly, you can't fuck it. Then I got probably the strangest birthday card I've ever gotten. I laughed so hard people thought I was a weirdo!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

What the fuck does that card mean? I almost pissed myself!
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The Silent Man
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AHahaha.. Awesome card. Happy B-day BTW.
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Legacy Of The Night
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You got some wierd-ass stuff. Have fun with your inflatable sheep. *wink wink*

Happy B-day, btw. :dio:
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rio
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If you can't fuck the sheep then why is it looking so seductive?

Anyway happy birthday
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Dago
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I dont understand the b-card..

:wacko:

Anyway, happy birthday.
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Azrael
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i'd hit it (the sheep).

happy birthday, btw.

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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:19 pm 
I sent everyone a special "thank you" on myspace last night, too:

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And yes, that shirt is this shirt, one and the same:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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The_Voice
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Happy birthday Ken, have fun with your sheep.
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Ness
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I think you should invest in a new (larger) Def Leppard shirt. :wink:

Happy birthday man.
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Happy Birthday!
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Colonel Kurtz
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Happy birthday, man. That card made me laugh.
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heatseeker
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What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday?

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Happy birthday.
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Eyesore
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heatseeker wrote:
What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday?

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Happy birthday.

Nothing! That's why it's funny. It fits my personality, I guess. So they say.

I think I mentioned this before, but my friends say my life is a Seinfeld episode and I'm Chandler from Friends guest starring. :lame:
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Ness
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Eyesore wrote:
heatseeker wrote:
What does a fart being the imprisoned cry of a turd have anything to do with a birthday?

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Happy birthday.

Nothing! That's why it's funny. It fits my personality, I guess. So they say.

I think I mentioned this before, but my friends say my life is a Seinfeld episode and I'm Chandler from Friends guest starring. :lame:


Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? :)
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Eyesore
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Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? :)

:lame:
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Ness
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Eyesore wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? :)

:lame:


Yeah, that was pretty lame. :unsure:
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:56 am 
metalNESS wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
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Is that b/c everybody says Chandler is gay? :)

:lame:

Yeah, that was pretty lame. :unsure:

Damn right. Do better next time. :)
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Rhys
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Happy b'day Ken.
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hippy b-day
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:47 pm 
Thanks, guys. I am now older enough to be your Father.
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