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derncare
 Post subject: Albums We Will Never See
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:22 pm 
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I saw this once in another forum a long time ago, and I thought it was pretty funny. You just list a band and an album title that will likely never be associated with that band.

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Blind Guardian - Tolkien Sucks
Metallica - The Return of Jason Newstead
Dream Theater - Songs in 4/4
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Manowar- I feel depressed and want to cut myself.
Deicide- Songs for the love of Jesus.

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Gwar - A Tribute to Barry Manilow
Ozzy Osbourne - I'm Not My Wife's Bitch
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Arch Enemy - Now Without the Chick!
Tool - Adventures in Grindcore
Slayer - The Beauty of Sunset
Ministry - Republicans Rule!
Elvis - I Wasn't Really Dead You Spacktards!
Burzum - MTV Unplugged
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Limp Bizkit- £15 bill, y'all
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Nightwish - We Still Love Tarja
DragonForce - Speed Limit
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Burzum- the Black album
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Arcturus: songs with I-IV-V progressions
Wierd Al Yankovic: Original stuff.
Yngwie Malmsteen: power chords.
Napalm Death: Orchestral variations and 11 min long pieces.

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Rhapsody - Cheese is Bad for You
Megadeth - Duet with James Hetfield
Mayhem - The Original Lineup
Pat Boone - In A Metal Mood (oh, wait...that's real :lol: )


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Wierd Al Yankovic- I'm not fucking shit
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Neurosis - Happy Songs for Happy People (if you get the refence, my post doesnt make sense O_O!!!)
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rio wrote:
Burzum- the Black album


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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ISIS- Hooray for boobies
The Bloodhound Gang- Panopticon


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rio wrote:
ISIS- Hooray for boobies!

lol I was going to put Isis - Songs That Go Somewhere, but decided it would be lame.

Control Denied - Control Denied

omg bad joke :<


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I can't think of any really good ones...

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ooh ooh how about: Beatles- Beach Boys Covers.

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Weird Al has tons of original stuff, yo. Anyway...

Burzum - We're Don't Suck
Nirvana - Shotgun...Hole
WHAM! - Straight
Stryper - Goddamn!
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December Flower wrote:
rio wrote:
Burzum- the Black album


:lol: :lol: :lol:


MULTI- :lol:
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derncare
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One of the best ones I saw on the original forum I took this from:

Guns N' Roses - Chinese Democracy :lol:

Some others now:

Poison - Death Metal for the Masses
Edguy - No More Humor
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Eyesore wrote:
Burzum - We're Don't Suck

rofl
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