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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:10 am 
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Eyesore wrote:
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Weird Al has tons of original stuff, yo. Anyway...

Burzum - We're Don't Suck
Nirvana - Shotgun...Hole
WHAM! - Straight
Stryper - Goddamn!

Ken I swear to god you are the only one that can defend weird Al......you rule.

:lol:

I only know this because "When I Was Your Age" is actually pretty cool...for an original Weird Al song.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE

Come on, you can't fuck with that! :lol: :dio:


:dio:

I've so got Ken's back on this one. Wierd Al rules! :D

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This thread made me laugh. Good idea.


Into Eternity - The voice of One
Virgin Steele - Shave your chest!!!


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Death - Alive.

Burzum - thiz iz tha black powa, muthafucka!

Iron Maiden - Why the hell we have three guitars?

Motorhead - A progressive aproach to the meangliness of temporal distorsion (rock n'roll it).

Apocalyptica - Cellos are gay

Dream Theater - Rockn'roll

King'X - Instrumental variations.


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Aryan Terrorism-Yo!
Drudkh-Shitting In The Forest
Disgorge-Consume The Cracker
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Aryan Terrorism-Yo!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


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Virgin Steele - Shake that thingy bitch

Tool - The Power of The Dragonslayer

Edenbridge - Rape me please

Freedom Call - Beats in the heat, Feat Snoop Doggy

Madonna - Kill Your Blasphemous God


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Britney Spears: I'm a virgin
rap artists united: songs without the word 'bitch'

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btw

Death-Alive pissed me off badly. :mad:


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Milli Vanilli - Thrash Metal Massacre (and this time it's us)
Oasis - Paul McCartney sucks
Dragonforce - Use winamp's tempo-change plugin to enjoy this album


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Stratovarius -- Pollution Rules

Dragonforce -- A Tribute To Sunn O)))

Napalm Death -- George W. Bush Is My Homeboy

Cannibal Corpse -- Live: Unplugged


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Dimmu Borgir-Something other than 3 relatively unrelated words


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Satanic Warmaster- Satanic Warmaster sing your Christmas favourites.
Minor Threat- Beer, Drugs and Bitches


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That Xashtur - Big Pimpin is fucking classic. ha ha ha ha

How about:

Make a change, Kill yourself - The sun will come out tomorrow

Cock n Ball Torture - I wanna hold your hand

Anal Cunt - Grand Marshall at the Gay Pride parade

Arghoslent - Roots - The interpeted soundtrack of freedom and courage

GBK - Oh Hanuka (a very special tribute to 12 very special days)

Burzum - Euroynomus is dead and i don't feel so good myself

Nirvania - That gun was loaded? (the lost masters)

Lacuna Coil - We sold our souls 4 rock n roll (and a slot on Ozzfest)

Blind Guardian - The Fountain Head (in a late night drinking session everyone realizes they are not 14 and don't have acne any more and ditches tolkein for deep meaning in Ann Rynd's work)

Cannibal Corspe - 4 Weddings and Funeral (A magical journey showing that one loss cna inspire 4 different lives)


eyehategod - Just kidding....

Pretty lame but fun thinking of them.......


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Tankard-Straight Edge Metal
The Backstreet Boys-Herbstleyd


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Dio-Giant, I am.


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Entombed - Spider-Man Blues
Green Day - Thrash Lords R' Us
Matt Barlow - Fuck da PO-lice


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leee wrote:
Blind Guardian - The Fountain Head (in a late night drinking session everyone realizes they are not 14 and don't have acne any more and ditches tolkein for deep meaning in Ann Rynd's work)

Would the album, like the book, be totally overrated and boring?

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eyehategod - Just kidding....

:lol: :lol:

I'm still laughing at my Def Leppard one. I need to suggest that album name to them. Anyway, how about these:

Edguy - Bobdude
Machine Head - Fukkin Fukkity Fukk!
Clay Aiken - Booze, Brimstone, and Bitches


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Zinedine Zidane - The Power Of The Head-butt


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