Jadens thread

Azrael · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:15 am

Tlaloc

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:36 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Jaden wrote:

Tlaloc wrote:

Quote:

Bands have complained in the past about the content on this forum. If you do not like the rules, leave. Simple as that.

How about: If you only read these forums and don't participate YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!

Exactly.

How about if you don't like the rules you leave? They're not my rules, folks. Stop pointing the finger at me. This isn't our site.

I'm not pointing the finger at you, rather I am pointing it at the bands who complain about the site. The way I see it, if a band read these forums and found them offensive rather than entertaining then they are probably emo. And I do not bend to the will of emo. In fact, I deliberately create emo snares, where I use something funny as bait (such as a picture of a lumberjack sitting on a huge wooden penis) which attracts all the whining emo pussies. "Boo hoo," they cry, "the lumberjack reminds me of my girlfriend's dad who told me that any boy who wears more make-up and nail polish and spends more time doing his hair than his daughter is not allowed to see her, because he wants her to remain an anal virgin." So all the emos gather together and whine, but they fall into a camoflaged pit. They tumble down and land on the bottom, unable to clamber up the walls because their wallet chains and poetry sketch pads are weighing them down. And there I stand at the top, casually shovelling human excrement into the hole while singing It's a Small World After All for some reason.

lolocaust!

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:39 pm

Tlaloc wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Jaden wrote:

Tlaloc wrote:

Quote:

Bands have complained in the past about the content on this forum. If you do not like the rules, leave. Simple as that.

How about: If you only read these forums and don't participate YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!

Exactly.

How about if you don't like the rules you leave? They're not my rules, folks. Stop pointing the finger at me. This isn't our site.

I'm not pointing the finger at you, rather I am pointing it at the bands who complain about the site. The way I see it, if a band read these forums and found them offensive rather than entertaining then they are probably emo. And I do not bend to the will of emo. In fact, I deliberately create emo snares, where I use something funny as bait (such as a picture of a lumberjack sitting on a huge wooden penis) which attracts all the whining emo pussies. "Boo hoo," they cry, "the lumberjack reminds me of my girlfriend's dad who told me that any boy who wears more make-up and nail polish and spends more time doing his hair than his daughter is not allowed to see her, because he wants her to remain an anal virgin." So all the emos gather together and whine, but they fall into a camoflaged pit. They tumble down and land on the bottom, unable to clamber up the walls because their wallet chains and poetry sketch pads are weighing them down. And there I stand at the top, casually shovelling human excrement into the hole while singing It's a Small World After All for some reason.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:52 pm

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Bands complain about pornography on the forum?

They've complained about the content in general. That is why we devised this:

1. Anything goes…within reason. NO nudity. NO porn (especially Asian porn). NO spam. NO blatant racism. NO gore. NO excessive flaming or bullying. NO trolling. Most importantly, use common sense. You know what is acceptable and what is not.

I like that one rule is no porn, especially asian porn. Then 2 rules later there is no blatant racism. :lol:

Point taken! Haha. But have you seen Asian porn? :sad:

What is wrong with Asian Porn? Japanese stuff is great and the girls are def hotter then a lot of US stuff.

And any guy that says porn is "icky" should be chemically castarated and live in a convent. Or any guy that justs says "icky" about anything. That goes for saying you "adore" Death Metal bands too btw......

Look, woman puking on each other and then eating it is not cool. Woman farting a squid out of their ass is not cool. I have only seen Asian's do this. Haha. That is what I refer to. I'm a supporter of Asian's in porn, just not some of their practices.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:14 pm

Eyesore wrote:

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Bands complain about pornography on the forum?

They've complained about the content in general. That is why we devised this:

1. Anything goes…within reason. NO nudity. NO porn (especially Asian porn). NO spam. NO blatant racism. NO gore. NO excessive flaming or bullying. NO trolling. Most importantly, use common sense. You know what is acceptable and what is not.

I like that one rule is no porn, especially asian porn. Then 2 rules later there is no blatant racism. :lol:

Point taken! Haha. But have you seen Asian porn? :sad:

What is wrong with Asian Porn? Japanese stuff is great and the girls are def hotter then a lot of US stuff.

And any guy that says porn is "icky" should be chemically castarated and live in a convent. Or any guy that justs says "icky" about anything. That goes for saying you "adore" Death Metal bands too btw......

Look, woman puking on each other and then eating it is not cool. Woman farting a squid out of their ass is not cool. I have only seen Asian's do this. Haha. That is what I refer to. I'm a supporter of Asian's in porn, just not some of their practices.

A white person lead the Holocaust. I am a supporter of white people, just not some of their genocidal practices.

Adam · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:24 pm

Jaden wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Bands complain about pornography on the forum?

They've complained about the content in general. That is why we devised this:

1. Anything goes…within reason. NO nudity. NO porn (especially Asian porn). NO spam. NO blatant racism. NO gore. NO excessive flaming or bullying. NO trolling. Most importantly, use common sense. You know what is acceptable and what is not.

I like that one rule is no porn, especially asian porn. Then 2 rules later there is no blatant racism. :lol:

Point taken! Haha. But have you seen Asian porn? :sad:

What is wrong with Asian Porn? Japanese stuff is great and the girls are def hotter then a lot of US stuff.

And any guy that says porn is "icky" should be chemically castarated and live in a convent. Or any guy that justs says "icky" about anything. That goes for saying you "adore" Death Metal bands too btw......

Look, woman puking on each other and then eating it is not cool. Woman farting a squid out of their ass is not cool. I have only seen Asian's do this. Haha. That is what I refer to. I'm a supporter of Asian's in porn, just not some of their practices.

A white person lead the Holocaust. I am a supporter of white people, just not some of their genocidal practices.

Mega-

Apples and oranges, my man, apples and oranges.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:35 pm

Jaden just can't accept the fact that his porn thread was deleted, so he's trying very hard to start a fight.

Mega- :rolleyes:

indeed.

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Eyesore wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Jaden wrote:

I posted a link to a very funny porn video with a clear warning.

If one doesn't want to watch it, one doesn't have to, but it's stupid to delete it. No harm is being done.

I really don't care if it's a rule--this forum doesn't really like rules anyway.

Right on Brother. Fight the Ken! :dio:

There are more moderators here than just myself. There is a rule here that states NO PORN! Deal with it.

The rules in place are very important. Bands visit this messageboard all the time! There are many active accounts of bands that simply read and do not post. In fact, I'd say 85% of the active accounts here are from those that do not post.

Bands have complained in the past about the content on this forum. If you do not like the rules, leave. Simple as that.

85% of the forum is bands spying on us? I mean, how's that work? The second a band gets a bad turnout at a show, what? They come here, and gently coax talk about their band?

I guess they'll see me when I say that the metal scene has become a complete pussy party, and that a spine is one in a million these days.

EAT THAT YOU PEEPING TOMS! Turnouts at shows are feedback, not gay forum talk. Ultra fan... has spoken.

Fags.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:05 am

"In fact, I'd say 85% of the active accounts here are from those that do not post."

I didn't say "bands."

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Eyesore wrote:

"In fact, I'd say 85% of the active accounts here are from those that do not post."

I didn't say "bands."

Yeah, you didn't type "bands" into that specific sentence, but rather...

"The rules in place are very important. ---->>>Bands visit this messageboard all the time! There are many active accounts of ---->>>>bands that simply read and do not post. In fact, I'd say 85% of the active accounts here are from ----->those (As in THOSE BANDS) that do not post. "

The way you wrote the whole block of text, the "THOSE" had to be the BANDS. I know you'll disagree, so he's my response in advance?:

Hahaha, yeah, whatever, like that makes any sense!!!! You defend your own folly like I was supposed to know who "those" were, like it was some unversal truth. Stupid me, I shoulda known... He was talking of the chosen few who take solace on our forum to escape the peering eyes of Ra and the penis Xaxxorphanthorliorpe. Seriously man, Mod powers going to yer head. What are you doing these days, writing new books in the bible? Hahahahahah. Hey, everyone, check out Moses! Watch! Watch what I write:

"Those that do not post, those that are without words... The soulless many... THEY'RE WATCHING US!!!"

~Eyesore 6:77

See, I wrote it like he said it. Hahahah. That's my impression of him. I made him look bad!

Hahah, JK, I'm just killing time at work.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:18 am

Two separate sentences, thus two separate thoughts. Why would I use the word "bands" prior, only to use the word "those" after if I were speaking solely of the bands?

It doesn't matter, porn has no place here and you all know it.

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Eyesore wrote:

Two separate sentences, thus two separate thoughts. Why would I use the word "bands" prior, only to use the word "those" after if I were speaking solely of the bands?

It doesn't matter, porn has no place here and you all know it.

Two seperate thoughts? That's an insane point of argument. You kept speaking of bands, and then said "Are those that do... SOMETHING." If you are gunna get all technical on me, then I rebut that a new thought should have prompted you to hit the enter key for a new block of text.

But, you're right... It doesn't matter. Not because Stone Cold Steve Eyesore said so. Because it's all a joke, anyway. Lose the stiffy dude, you're not that hot.

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Two separate sentences, thus two separate thoughts. Why would I use the word "bands" prior, only to use the word "those" after if I were speaking solely of the bands?

It doesn't matter, porn has no place here and you all know it.

Two seperate thoughts? That's an insane point of argument. You kept speaking of bands, and then said "Are those that do... SOMETHING." If you are gunna get all technical on me, then I rebut that a new thought should have prompted you to hit the enter key for a new block of text.

But, you're right... It doesn't matter. Not because Stone Cold Steve Eyesore said so. Because it's all a joke, anyway. Lose the stiffy dude, you're not that hot.

NO YOU SUNOVA BITCH, YOU'RE WRONG THIS IS WHAT I MEANT----->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEESOME = YOU SUCK!!!

What?

PS, who cares.

Colonel Kurtz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:53 am

Porn can be saved for PM conversation, methinks. Or, rather, a recommendation or mention, but not a link or direct display, if a picture. I am not "anti-porn", I am a fan, but I think that this seems more reasonable.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:51 am

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Two separate sentences, thus two separate thoughts. Why would I use the word "bands" prior, only to use the word "those" after if I were speaking solely of the bands?

It doesn't matter, porn has no place here and you all know it.

Two seperate thoughts? That's an insane point of argument. You kept speaking of bands, and then said "Are those that do... SOMETHING." If you are gunna get all technical on me, then I rebut that a new thought should have prompted you to hit the enter key for a new block of text.

But, you're right... It doesn't matter. Not because Stone Cold Steve Eyesore said so. Because it's all a joke, anyway. Lose the stiffy dude, you're not that hot.

I said "in fact" first, that marked the transition.

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:13 am

actually, i agree. there's no need for porn (here).

leee · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:01 am

Eyesore wrote:

leee wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Bands complain about pornography on the forum?

They've complained about the content in general. That is why we devised this:

1. Anything goes…within reason. NO nudity. NO porn (especially Asian porn). NO spam. NO blatant racism. NO gore. NO excessive flaming or bullying. NO trolling. Most importantly, use common sense. You know what is acceptable and what is not.

I like that one rule is no porn, especially asian porn. Then 2 rules later there is no blatant racism. :lol:

Point taken! Haha. But have you seen Asian porn? :sad:

What is wrong with Asian Porn? Japanese stuff is great and the girls are def hotter then a lot of US stuff.

And any guy that says porn is "icky" should be chemically castarated and live in a convent. Or any guy that justs says "icky" about anything. That goes for saying you "adore" Death Metal bands too btw......

Look, woman puking on each other and then eating it is not cool. Woman farting a squid out of their ass is not cool. I have only seen Asian's do this. Haha. That is what I refer to. I'm a supporter of Asian's in porn, just not some of their practices.

lol, yeah but yo don't have to watch that shit......

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:39 pm

leee wrote:

lol, yeah but yo don't have to watch that shit......

Yeah, but that's the shit you watch even though you don't want to! You're, "No fucking way is this bitch shitting an octopus out of her ass!!"

And then you puke.

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Eyesore wrote:

leee wrote:

lol, yeah but yo don't have to watch that shit......

Yeah, but that's the shit you watch even though you don't want to! You're, "No fucking way is this bitch shitting an octopus out of her ass!!"

And then you puke.

And then you eat it back up, because that's your fetish. You make me sick. :lol:

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:22 pm

I'd rather this forum didn't allow porn... maybe pms, but not openly...

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