Metal Reviews

Have you ever had your heart rate rapidly increase, your whole body go numb and your mouth go so dry you couldnt speak properly, all from just one joint and one bong?

Worst saturday night ever

Well I don't do joints, neither bongs....but I smoke quite heavily...cigarettes, that is. And when I don't smoke for sometime....let's say a whole day, then when I have the next cigarette, I do feel a little numb...and high. Especially when I'm on Dunhill or Mild Seven...strongest ciggs in the market here.

As for the palpitation...I do get it sometimes....don't bother about it much.

I've had all those effects before but never at the same time...ouch

Yikes. Was that your first useage?

Back when I was about 16 I went to this party. I had never smoked a cigarette prior to this event, but that night I decided to be cool. After drinking only 3 beers I was handed a smoke. Having never smoked before and trying desperately to look like I had, I ended up developing this technique where I would actually swallow the smoke rather than inhale it. One after the other the smokes came, and I continued to effectively eat them. Predictably this led to me feeling rather green and I had to sit in the garden. My peers of course thought that I was feeling sick from the 3 beers and proceeded to taunt me on this assumption. Soon enough the universe spun around me and I launched a power spew worthy of the Greek poets. But this is no ordinary party/spew story. As my regurgitations became increasingly uncontrollable and violent I began to realise that the cigarette smoke in my stomach was somehow doing something evil when mixed with the beer. I became hysterical and inconsolable as I lurched around in my own vomit on the floor with the world spinning around me. People stood back and watched in disgust and scorn as I became something like a choking fish flapping about in a shallow puddle of puke.

When I awoke the next day on the couch I noticed my blanket had a big puddle of vomit on it. It was about midday and everyone else had well and truly been up. As I staggered to my feet I noticed no-one would make eye contact with me. In fact, I don't think anyone said a word to me that day. I spent a lonely and shamed hour sitting on the gutter alone outside the house waiting for my mum to come and pick me up. I made sure I never saw those people again.

That is why I don't smoke.

You have all the best stories, you crazy antipodean.

Yes. Many times..It depends of how heavy the stuff you are smoking is. And also how many puffs you make per minute.
You should always be careful if you are not used to it.

Maybe you should quit doing drugs.

Nah. Although once I ate a fairly small portion of my friend's apparently far too potent pot brownie (he ate like one and a half, passed out, threw up then felt sick for 3 days lol), and it didn't hit until an hour later when I was walking home and I basically just collapsed against a tree... luckily it was in a park so noone came out and was like "get the fuck off my lawn". I think I had my heart rate increase the second time I smoked weed because I took 2 hits from my friend's bong, and the first time I smoked I hadn't really gotten high, so the effects scared me.

i never felt more than some light-headedness and a slight tear in my eye, but then again i take care never to overdo it. maybe that's what you did..

Yeah with some really good shit before (kind). You sure someone didn't put shit on it and you didn't know it?

I think weed should be legal and alcohol should be banned, the world would be a much more peacful place. It shouldn't even really be considered a drug just a theraputic vitamin.

I've experienced this after smoking some really high quality stuff, but it was an enjoyable feeling for me.

Some of my friends dont smoke anymore because when they do they get really paranoid and think they are going to have a heart attack or something, which can really kill a good buzz. Maybe you are one of these types of people who aren't cut out to smoke, or maybe you just had a bad batch. I always make sure i buy from someone i know and trust.

Me and my friend once smoked so much weed we didnt know what the fuck was going on, we were acting out improvised plays and making songs with cans and stuff; it was teh funny. A lot more shit happened but you can fook yoself if you think I can be arsed typing. I'll be vague instead. I've been smoking cigarettes for about 3 years now [secret shame/] and it's done nothing dodgy, although I smoke maybe 4/5 a day so I shall be off them soon.

excludign times it was laced or something.


It was like my third time smoking it up and that happened to me, although i rahter enjoyed the whoel body goign numb. The dry mouth i get frequently. The heart racing could have been a side effect of being paranoid, which i was at the time.

was this your first time smoking? If not i would try to look at what was different about it this time, liek were you drinkign or what ever, and then try to avoid mixing the two.

if you don't see any difference than it was probably "enhanced"

I don't do drugs.

Weed ramps up your metabolism, which might have something to do with it. One of my friends' friends lost something like 25 pounds by smoking up and then going to bed; his metabolism was raised, and since he wasn't eating anything (ah, munchies) he lost weight.

In summation, I wish it didn't make the brownies taste funny.

(I'm still really tired.)

I thought i was going to die. Like, i couldnt speak my mouth was that fucking dry.im pretty sure i almost pissed myself cos my dick when numb. It fet like my entire body was on fire.

I thought i was going to die. Like, i couldnt speak my mouth was that fucking dry.im pretty sure i almost pissed myself cos my dick when numb. It fet like my entire body was on fire.

and it made you double post!

dunno man.
1 - it was your first time
b - you overdid it
3 - you had something else and that didn't mix well with the smoke

and yes i know it says "1 - b - 3" there.

I got scared it was the bloody medication i take...

@ 1 - b - 3