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Metalhead_Bastard
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4. I can kick your ass (but I won't)


lol

Oh, I never knew there was a rivalry between Slayer and Deicide-I know the new Deicide is better, but considering Glen wrote um, the lyrics and that's it I don't give a shit about his opinion.
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derncare
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leee wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
leee wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eyesore - Love Letters to the Internet

Tracklist:

1 - You Dont Know Shit About Nu-Metal
2 - Moderaterminator
3 - I am teh Win!!1
4 - Annihilating the Jews and Frenchies
5 - The Eyesore Times
6 - One Liners (Fuck Off!)
7 - Chatroom Bastards
8 - I Love The C.O.C.K
9 - Where is The Discussion?
10 - The Last Word


This is def a 2 disk set

1. Elitest punks fuck off
2. Your mom sucks but new Warrant doesn't
3. If you don't like Trivium you are fag
4. I can kick your ass (but I won't)
5. Flame Wars suck (unless I start them)
6. Rock Rock till you drop and you can suck Def Leppards cock
7. Bastards will pay (for not liking Green Day)
8. Watch it or I will ban you fucker
9. I used to fuck guys like you in Prison (and make them listen to Nickleback and like it)


:lol:


Ha ha, we forgot the import only bonus tracks:

1. Lacuna Coil isn't Nu metal but your mom is......fucker
2. Boobies...not just for looking at anymore
3. IT Help Desk blues (acoustic version)
4. crack my jewel case and I crack your skull......fucker
5. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
6. Eyesore Ko1 the Internet


I can't wait to read Eyesore's retort, as I'm sure he'll have plenty he'll have plenty for leee and reaper, but in the meantime, I thought I'd throw in Holy Terror's album:

Holly Terror - If...

1. If It's Mainstream, It Sucks
2. If It's Unoriginal, It Sucks
3. If It's Not Underground, It Sucks
4. If It Was Once Underground But Got Mainstream Exposure, It Sucks
5. If It's Unoriginal, but I'm In The Band, It Doesn't Suck
6. If It Sucks, but It's Underground, It Doesn't Suck
7. If It's Thrash That Sounds Like Every Other Cookie Cutter Thrash band, It Doesn't Suck
8. If It's Power Metal That Sounds Like Every Other Cookie Cutter Power Metal band, It Sucks
9. If I Contradict Myself in Any of the Other Songs, I Don't


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Ha ha this thread has become teh pwn. :dio:
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This thread is bringing out the creative side of us, dumb metalheads :D
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leee
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That Holy Terror one is awesome. lol
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Behemoth - Angelica

My Dying Bride - Adrenalize

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Roll Over Beethoven

Cancer - Say No To Smoking

Belphegor - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Halford - Owens was better
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H.I.M - Hate Metal
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derncare
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Ted Nugent - Vegetarian Democrat
Sebastian Bach - I Hate The 'Nuge
Skid Row - Post-Bach Rocks!
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Strapping Young Lad - Alien (chopped and screwed)
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Straping Young Lad/Devin Townsend Band- When I Still had Hair
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Anathema - The Party Album

Nokturnal Mortum - We Actually Realized Our Ancestors Got Fucked Real Hard By Them Nazi Fuckers, So We Gave Up With This NS Bullshit Altogether

Vlad Tepes - This Is Not A Limited Release

Sepultura Of Fire - No More Cavaleras, But We Brought Back The Thrash
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Lord Jotun wrote:
Anathema - The Party Album

Nokturnal Mortum - We Actually Realized Our Ancestors Got Fucked Real Hard By Them Nazi Fuckers, So We Gave Up With This NS Bullshit Altogether

Vlad Tepes - This Is Not A Limited Release

Sepultura Of Fire - No More Cavaleras, But We Brought Back The Thrash


Dream on.
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Lord Jotun wrote:
Anathema - The Party Album

Nokturnal Mortum - We Actually Realized Our Ancestors Got Fucked Real Hard By Them Nazi Fuckers, So We Gave Up With This NS Bullshit Altogether

Vlad Tepes - This Is Not A Limited Release

Sepultura Of Fire - No More Cavaleras, But We Brought Back The Thrash


Loved that NM one. haha
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OldSchool
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grandbazaar wrote:
H.I.M - Hate Metal


and to be complete:

H.I.M - Hate Metal
Hate Forest - Love Metal
Machine Men - Chick Metal
Edguy - Guy Metal

Dismember - Heavy Metal
Dream Evil - The Book of Death Metal
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In flames - Jester Race II

Therion - Singing alone feels strange

Luca Turilli Of Fire - Somebody Stole my name...
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Rhapsody of Fire-Songs that aren't Gay

Rhapsody of Fire- More Christopher Lee
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Rhapsody of Fire - We Admit We Really Despise the New Name
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lol, Rhapsody of Fire sounds like your morning shit after a night of suicide wings and coors lite.
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Antonakis
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leee wrote:
lol, Rhapsody of Fire sounds like your morning shit after a night of suicide wings and coors lite.


You're right either way :lol:
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Paul Di'Anno - LIVE - No Maiden songs
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