Metal Reviews

The Chicago Bears are officially the greatest team in the universe again, and because I live in the city of Chicago, I must have something to do with the success, so that makes me fucking great.

You all have my permission to worship the them, but more importantly, you all have permission to worship ME because I'm a guy who lives in the city of Chicago, and I saw on the news today that the Bears are 6-0, and suddenly decided there and then that I was a fan.

GO BAERS!!!!

um, urlacher, or something.

Bears should have lost, period. Simply one of the shittiest wins I've ever seen.

The Cardinals have incredibly bad luck...

yeah, that game was pathetic.

Who's that?

fuck me if i know when i was in Chicago this summer there was a bears game there (at soldier field or something), and almost every fan i saw there had an Urlacher shirt.

Ugh they should have lost to the horrid Cardinals, why am I cursed with being a Cardinals fan. jeez.

Its definatly not bad luck. They just suck horribly.

Oh, okay. That's why they've lost two games by missed field goals in the last ten seconds and one by a fumble when they had the game won, right?

Yeah, they don't suck horribly they just can't close the freaking deal and their specials teams are horrid. Come on, Warner fumbles on the 18 with like 30 seconds left against the Rams. Dude from KC goes 78 yards on screen pass and Rackers misses for the tie, then this crap on Monday. It has to be just some bad luck too.

You know what though.....Leinart is the real deal for sure.

Dude, whether it was an undeserved victory or not, the real reason the Bears won was because God wanted the Cardinals Head Coach to have a mental breakdown on national television.

And it was hilarious.

How do you explain losing to the Raiders? Was that bad luck too?
I do agree with lee though Leinart is going to be something special.

HAHA!! That was fucking great. He didn't even make sense.

Anyway, the Bears fucking rule. Glad to see "Da Bears" back. The Bears and the Colts are both fun to watch, but I'm gonna have to favor the Colts (Payton is my fantasy QB).

Fuck the Bears. Rex Grossman is entirely over-rated.

Yea fuck the bears. GO VIKINGS!

Only player on the Vikings worth a shit is Longwell. It wouldn't suprise me if he is their leading scorer.

The vikings offense is terrible I have no problems admiting that. The quarterbacks 4000 years old and there are no recivers. We are also 4 and 2 though, so the defense must be doing something right.

Longwell has been good for my fantasy team. He gives me at least 10 points a game. And don't worry, I have a Vikings fanboy at work I give a lot of shit to as well.

The suprise packet from the Vikes this season has been Chester Taylor, who came over from the Ravens in the off-season. I agree with no more Culpepper and Moss, their offence has dried up a bit. Marcus Robinson is getting on in age a bit and Travis Taylor is overrated.

Still not completely 100% sure with the Bears yet. Lets see who they've played so far...

Green Bay (2-4), who are now in a rebuilding phase
Detroit (1-6)...well we all know how bad the Lions are
Minnesota (4-2), average offence, defense is pretty good
Arizona (1-6)...Chicago really didnt deserve to win that game...very lucky
Buffalo (2-5)....average defense, terrible offence
Seattle (4-2)...the only truely impressive win for Chicago so far

I think the big tests for the Bears will be in weeks 10, 12 & 14 (at N.Y. Giants, at New England, at St. Louis).

Even though i follow the Dolphins (please, lets not go there, i know how bad we're going), i want to jump onto the New Orleans bandwagon. There's something special going on with them this season...i really hope they do well

Oh yea Chester has been great so far. Its always nice to have a back that can run for 30+ carries a game. I already give a friend enough crap about the Dolphins so you are spared =). The Saints is a great story, but i just cant bring myself to be a fan. Doesnt really matter anyways college basketball starts soon, and thats where its at!