So, all the fat people in my office have decided to do their own little biggest "looser"—that's how everyone was spelling it—contest at $50 a head. My office is full of fat asses. Four of them, I kid you not, have had gastric bypass surgery. They all got this done prior to me starting here and apparently they did lose weight, but they're currently well into the 300lb. range! Idiots.
Unfortunately, I just fucked one chick's day all up! Her husband works in the office, too. Everyone was sending in replies using the Reply All button. She sent a reply, but for some reason I assumed it was her husband, who's is always bustin' jokes like what I said. So, anyway, I replied. It went as follows.
Her e-mail:
If we get 650.00.. how about doing a 1st, 2nd, 3rd place - 500.00 for first 100.00 for 2nd and 50.00 for 3rd??? Maybe give us more of an incentive????My response:
Go to hell, balloon tits! And take your pet chins with you! You're gonna "loose" so quit screwing it up for the winner! Her reply:
Excuse me? Are you f'ing kidding me!! you sure have a way with words. Thanks! 
I apologized like 20 times, but you could tell she was devastated. I wonder if I'll be spoken to by my boss?
ehhhh... yeah you'll get a talkin to alright.
