Metal Reviews

I'd go so far as to say "holy fucking hell super h0ttz0rz!!" but yeah she does look pretty damn bitchy.

hm, i didn't notice the pics she posted on the right hand side column (scroll down). looks a bit bitchy but i'd hit it.

as we say in portugal, "era até achar petróleo!" ("until i found oil!"). you know, from drilling. her.

Eh, none taken. I was just fucking around. From my perspective as an art student, though (read: many, many hours staring at nekkid chicks), I don't find her that attractive. Sure, she's got a big rack, but she seems to have fairly slender hips. Such a combination tends to make one look unbalanced.

Azrael, I'm going to introduce the English translation of that phrase into Mount Holyoke parlance and see if it sticks.

just a question: what will you use to drill until you find oil?

it's not a word for word translation, mind you, some tenses work in portuguese when they wouldn't work in english.

Yea, in the way that it takes refined taste to appreciate good film, and good art, it is the same with good aesthetics. She's like a Bruckheimer movie: appeals to the masses, but isn't very good.

Thumbs up! Seriously, you want a woman who looks like a whole lotta nudie fun and in another life would be a great partner to hang out with, look no further than Salma.

you fag! i thought you were on our side! what about KYLIE?!

If you didn't think that was hot then you're a fucking fag man! She might not be beautiful, but she's DAMN HOT! Carnifex, no hips? I think not too much hips is awesome!! Damn, that was hot, especially the nude. My laptop tipped over.

She's perfect, she's from Argentina. Debate ended.

Well the problem with Kylie is that I would be boning her so much that I wouldn't have time to hold a decent conversation.

i'd bone the minogue sisters unti i found oil

Cheap prostitute? Expenisve prostitute maybe, if cheap prostitutes looked like that I'd be a pimp. She's fucking hawt, I'd give her a good slamming.

She looks like yet another mindless tramp. Nice body, not much else. Bitchy, angry women are great, but she just seems like she's trying. Skanky, perhaps.

Oh, hi. Long time lurker, first-time poster.

Good to have another Canadian aboard.. Although we need more East Coast folk

Yeah, too bad Noodles is gay.

Id hit it.

We have a saying here in Mexico that goes: "hueco con pelos, hasta oreja de marrano", wich translates in to something like this: "for a hairy hole, even a pigs ear".

Omg, you learn fast..

I've had a few years to learn.

Right, i forgot you were a lurker..
Anyhow welcome in the forums and take it easy on Noodles..

Thanks for the welcome, in any case. And Noodles needn't worry. I enjoy musical diversity.