Metal Reviews

Just a 'random thought that popped into my head' thread (rymez, yo).

So what works of illegal penmanship have you seen that have sent you into hysterics?

My two favourites I can think of are:

1 - In a toilet cubicle in the bar Rufus T Firefly: "Emo pussy tastes like hamster"

2 (all time best) - on a random street corner in the town centre: "I'M SPARTACUS"

The toilets in my uni were loaded with witty comments, I'll try and remember a few.

[thread goes down like a Led Zepplin]

"Lá fora és um herói, cá dentro cagas-te todo"
("Out there you're a hero, in here you're shitting yourself")

there was a thread about this, or at least a thread that was turned into a thread about this.

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in an underpass: IL CAPITALISMO É IL VERO NEMICO! ABASSA L'USA!

Capitalism is the real enemy, down with the USA. Mainly funny when you think of the moron who wrote it. Probably some gangsta being all radical and krieg.

"Berlusconi non è un alieno ma la cattiva coscienza del popolo italiano"

Berlusconi is not an alien but the bad conscience of italian people.

Really?????

"You don't come here to sit and think, but to shit and stink"

I remember at my school "Skeet on Bonnie", and then a month or so later "Skeet on Liam", was everywhere since Liam skeeted on Bonnie at a party.

Most of the stuff in the uni cubicles is either;

"I love cock" or
"Ur iz a Fagz"


But I've noticed that there is a plague of MAN-MAN painted in very large letters using a paint-roller everywhere through the city. I have absolutely no idea what the hell it is.

I remember takeing a leak and seeing "for toilet-tennis watch left" written on the wall in front of me. So I watched left, on the left wall was written "watch right", and on the right wall was written "watch left". Quite teh funny, ghehehe.

That reminds me of one I saw sometime ago...it was like :

Front - ''Watch the left wall''

Left - ''Watch the right wall''

Right - ''Good job, you pissed all around the toilet bowl, fag''

I laughed hard

what the hell is skeeting?

A mailbox down the street for some reason has "Sex Everywhere" scrawled on it, which I find amusing.

And when I was in Montreal someone had put "Pornflakes" on a sidewalk.

'watch out for the tall guy called ethan he will hurt yuo--------'
*kind of dribbles off*

Made me laugh, maybe this Ethan got to them as they were warning someone.

all over paris there is a very elaborate grafiti of an anime cat with wings



when i wass there i saw it in about 6 places




here in the nearest city to me, Laconia there is a 4 story buildign on top of a will that kinda over looks ecverythign that has an Eye of ra painted o nthe side big, (like 15 feet tall) and next to it it says " you can do great things"