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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:25 pm 
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Damn right on wii. And I gotta say, swinging my arms around wildly to swing my sword is just about as fun as any video game can get.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:32 pm 
My brother may be getting an X-Box (not X-Box 360) tomorrow from one of his co-workers, who's selling it to buy a 360. Any specific game recommendations besides Halo/Halo 2?


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My brother may be getting an X-Box (not X-Box 360) tomorrow from one of his co-workers, who's selling it to buy a 360. Any specific game recommendations besides Halo/Halo 2?


Nothing. That's all I ever played on the xbox... :D

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A Weekend Full of Quality Time With PlayStation 3
By SETH SCHIESEL
Published: November 20, 2006

Howard Stringer, you have a problem. Your company’s new video game system just isn’t that great.

Ever since Mr. Stringer took the helm last year at Sony, the struggling if still formidable electronics giant, the world has been hearing about how the coming PlayStation 3 would save the company, or at least revitalize it. Even after Microsoft took the lead in the video-game wars a year ago with its innovative and powerful Xbox 360, Sony blithely insisted that the PS3 would leapfrog all competition to deliver an unsurpassed level of fun.

Put bluntly, Sony has failed to deliver on that promise.

Measured in megaflops, gigabytes and other technical benchmarks, the PlayStation 3 is certainly the world’s most powerful game console. It falls far short, however, of providing the world’s most engaging overall entertainment experience. There is a big difference, and Sony seems to have confused one for the other.

The PS3, which was introduced in North America on Friday with a hefty $599 price tag for the top version, certainly delivers gorgeous graphics. But they are not discernibly prettier than the Xbox 360’s. More important, the whole PlayStation 3 system is surprisingly clunky to use and simply does not provide many basic functions that users have come to expect, especially online.

I have spent more than 30 hours using the PlayStation 3 over the last week or so and may have played more different games on the system — 13 — than probably anyone outside of Sony itself. Sony did not activate the PS3’s online service until just before the Friday debut. Over the weekend a clear sense of disappointment with the PlayStation 3 emerged from many gamers.

“What’s weird is that the PS3 was originally supposed to come out in the spring, and here it came out in the fall, and it still doesn’t feel finished,” Christopher Grant, managing editor of Joystiq, one of the world’s biggest video-game blogs, said on the telephone Saturday night. “It’s really not the all-star showing they should have had at launch. Sony is playing catch-up in a lot of ways now, not just in terms of sales but in terms of the basic functionality and usability of the system.”

Sadly for Sony, the best way to explain how the PlayStation 3 falls short is to explain how different it is to use than its main competition, Xbox 360. When I reviewed the 360 last year, I wrote: “Twelve minutes after opening the box, I had created my nickname, was in a game of Quake 4 and thought, ‘This can’t be this easy.’ ”

I never felt that way using the PlayStation 3. With the PS3, 12 minutes after opening the box I realized that Sony inexplicably does not include cables to connect the machine to a high-definition television. Keep in mind that one of Sony’s main selling points has been that the PS3 plays Blu-Ray high-definition movie discs. But high-definiton cables? Sold separately. The Xbox 360, by contrast, ships with one cable that can connect to either a standard or high-definition set.

Then, before you are even using the PS3, you have to connect the “wireless” controller to the base unit with a USB cable so they can recognize each other. If you bring your PS3 controller to a friend’s house, you’ll have to plug back in again. The 360’s wireless controllers are always just that, wireless.

If there is one thing one would expect Sony to get perfect, though, it would be music. Wrong. Sure, you can plug in your digital music player and the PS3 will play the tunes. But as soon as you go into a game, the music stops. By contrast, one of the things I’ve always enjoyed most on the Xbox 360 is being able to listen to my own music while playing Pebble Beach or driving my virtual Ferrari. Doesn’t seem too complicated, but the PS3 can’t do it.

In that sense it often feels as if the PlayStation 3 can’t walk and chew bubble gum at the same time. In the PS3’s online store (which feels like a slow Web page) you can access movie trailers and trial versions of new games, but when you actually download the 600-megabyte files, you’ll be stuck watching a progress bar crawl across the screen for 20 or 40 minutes. Astonishingly, you can’t download in the background while you go do something that’s more fun (like play a game). On the Xbox 360, not only are files downloaded seamlessly in the background, but you can also shut off the machine, turn it on later, and the download will resume automatically.

The PS3’s whole online experience feels tacked-on and unpolished. On the Xbox 360 each user has a single unified friends list, so you can track your friends and communicate with them easily, no matter what game you are in. On the PlayStation 3 most games have their own separate friends list and some have no friends function at all. There is a master list as well, but in order to communicate with anyone on it, you have to quit the game you are playing.

There are some high points. The multi-player battles in Resistance: Fall of Man are excellent. The arcade-style action in the downloadable Blast Factor is suitably frantic.

But the list of the PS3’s disappointments remains, from its undersupported voice chat to its maddening cellphone-like text messaging system. (In frustration I ended up plugging in a USB keyboard.) Overall, Sony seems to have put a lot of effort into cramming as much silicon horsepower under the hood as possible but to have forgotten that all the transistors in the world can’t make someone smile.

And so it is a bit of a shock to realize that on the video game front Microsoft and Sony are moving in exactly the opposite directions one might expect given their roots. Microsoft, the prototypical PC company, has made the Xbox 360 into a powerful but intuitive, welcoming, people-friendly system. Sony’s PlayStation 3, on the other hand, often feels like a brawny but somewhat recalcitrant specialized computer. (Sony is even telling users to wait for future software patches to fix some of the PS3’s deficiencies.) The thing is, if people want to use a computer, they’ll use a computer.

Through the decades of the Walkman and the Trinitron television, Sony was renowned as the global master of easy-to-use, seamlessly powerful consumer electronics. But recently Sony seems to have lost its way, first in digital music players, in which it ceded the ergonomic high ground to Apple’s iPod, and now in home-game consoles. For now Sony’s technologists seem to have won out over the people who study fun.

As a practical matter, given the limited quantities Sony has been able to manufacture, the PlayStation 3 will surely remain sold out throughout the holiday season. If you can’t find one, don’t fret. Sony still has a lot of work to do. As Mr. Grant of Joystiq put it: “Maybe in six months it’ll be finished. Maybe by next fall I’ll be able to do all the cool stuff. I’m still kind of waiting.”

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Response to Seth Schiesel
By Sony
Published: November 21, 2006

Unfortunately the Sony can not provide the, quote, "world’s most engaging overall entertainment experience", as the Minogue sisters have stated that they do not perform public tag-team sexual services.

We also would like to explain that, yes, sometimes complicated appliances do actually require some assembly and do not simply drop out of the box, make you a sandwich, then play the game by itself for the benefit of your lardy lazy McSpoilt generation.

You stated in your letter that "In that sense it often feels as if the PlayStation 3 can’t walk and chew bubble gum at the same time". Might I point out that there is no gaming console on the market today that can do this, and we decided early on in PS3's developmental stages that such a feature would prove only popular in the short-term with gamers.

You have also stated that "when you actually download the 600-megabyte files, you’ll be stuck watching a progress bar crawl across the screen for 20 or 40 minutes", and that the PS3 does not allow you to access games while this is happening. This was a deliberate move by Sony to prevent undue carpal-tunnel injuries. Research has shown that playing console games immediatly before a bout of savage masturbation can cause enormous hand strain. So the time spent waiting to download pornography is best utilised with with a series of stretches that are outlined in the PS3's owner's manual.

Thank you for your whinge, now why don't you try reading a book or dating a girl rather than rot your jelly-like brain in front of a machine that churns out the same old shit; but polishes it up like a jewel encrusted dog turd.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:28 pm 
I think I'll have a little fun right now, and start up a little Next Gen Wars Script. Everybody, feel free to add to it all you want.

::Sony Headquarters. Day::

Sony Executive - "I don't get it. Our PSP offers almost PS2 quality graphics, allows you to play movies, stream MP3s, and can even be used as a dildo while playing the soon to be released Final Fantasy VII-2: The Return Of Tifa Lockheart. Why is the Nintendo DS, which has none of these features, outselling it?"

Sony Board Member - "Ummm, may be because we've been neglecting those, whatchamacallit, 'games,' or something."

Sony Executive - "Games? They want games? I'll give them games." ::Grabs telephone and calls Tokyo-based sweatshop:: "Okay slaves, listen up! I want you to finish that PSP port of Final Fantasy XI, make sure to give it a split screen two-player mode rather than online functionality. The PSP can't handle it. And go get to work on a new game console."

Sony Board Member - "So tell me about this new game console."

Sony Executive - "We'll just call it the Playstation 3. It will use these new Blue-Ray discs, so that movie streaming will be easier than ever before. We'll give it a considerably better graphics processor than the PS2, and give it its own harddrive like the X-Box had last generation. Then we'll publically lie and say that it's 35 times more powerful than the PS2. That way, we can justify the $500 price tag we're giving it, and victory will be ours! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

::Meanwhile at Nintendo Headquarters::

Nintendo President - "We haven't won a single console war since the SNES/Genesis war. Producing the cartridge-based Nintendo 64 and proclaiming it's infinitely more powerful than the Playstation 1 didn't work. Releasing a game console that looks more like a beauty kit and loading it up with nothing but sequels to N64/SNES games didn't work. So now what do we do?"

::Continue Here::


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Nintendo President - "We haven't won a single console war since the SNES/Genesis war. Producing the cartridge-based Nintendo 64 and proclaiming it's infinitely more powerful than the Playstation 1 didn't work. Releasing a game console that looks more like a beauty kit and loading it up with nothing but sequels to N64/SNES games didn't work. So now what do we do?"


"Well, why don't we do what we have been doing since the N64. Build a machine that simply rapes the competition, but watch it bomb because all seven games we ever release for it are such juvenile Japanese kitch that nobody above the age of retarded will ever want to buy one."

"But we have such a great history of game successes we could exploit; such as Castlevania, Gradius, Contra, Ninja Gaiden, Kid Icarus, Excite Bike, and Zelda."

"We agreed that the only way we would ever release another Zelda for the Game Cube was if we made it as gay as possible."

"Can't we at least make a decent Zelda for the new Wii?"

"Ok, but only if you make all of the other games along the lines of Mega Mushroom Party Kart Monsters."


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Nintendo President - "We haven't won a single console war since the SNES/Genesis war. Producing the cartridge-based Nintendo 64 and proclaiming it's infinitely more powerful than the Playstation 1 didn't work. Releasing a game console that looks more like a beauty kit and loading it up with nothing but sequels to N64/SNES games didn't work. So now what do we do?"


"Well, why don't we do what we have been doing since the N64. Build a machine that simply rapes the competition, but watch it bomb because all seven games we ever release for it are such juvenile Japanese kitch that nobody above the age of retarded will ever want to buy one."

"But we have such a great history of game successes we could exploit; such as Castlevania, Gradius, Contra, Ninja Gaiden, Kid Icarus, Excite Bike, and Zelda."

"We agreed that the only way we would ever release another Zelda for the Game Cube was if we made it as gay as possible."

"Can't we at least make a decent Zelda for the new Wii?"

"Ok, but only if you make all of the other games along the lines of Mega Mushroom Party Kart Monsters."


"Okay, we'll get working on it right now."

::Meanwhile at Microsoft Headquarters::

Bill Gates - "MONEY!!! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!"

Henchman - "Mr. Gates. Our X-Box 360 may be facing a little competition. Sony and Nintendo are gearing up to release their next-gen gaming systems."

Bill Gates - "Not to worry. The X-Box 360 has already been out for more than a year. So we already have a headstart on the console wars by several million units."

Henchman - "Yes, but we seem to be lacking in good games at the moment. Perfect Dark Zero was considered a failure when stacked against the original. What else do we have right now?"

Bill Gates - "WHAT??? How is it that Perfect Dark Zero, the flagship title on my technological marvel known as the X-Box 360, could be beaten by a crummy cartridge game from six years ago? Oh well, I'm not gonna worry. The answer can be summed up in four letters and one number: Halo 3. Although we're missing a killer Holiday App, people will buy the X-Box 360 anyway. Why? Because it's US!! Microsoft. So here's your assignment. Delay Halo 3 as much as possible to build up anticipation. Once it's released and anticipation has built, everybody will rush to buy an X-Box 360 just to play it. Much like they did with Zelda when it was released on the Nintendo 64."

Henchmen - "Are you sure that's wise, sir?"

Bill Gates - "NEVER QUESTION MY AUTHORITY, PEON!!!!"

Henchman (shrinking back in fear) - "Uhh uhhh, okay sir. We'll get on it right away, sir." ::He salutes Bill Gates and walks away::


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