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 Post subject: beware!!!! Danish vikings will soon take over the earth!!!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:58 am 
.. in your face, weaklings!!!! :D .. . no, that would actually be a waste of money, i guess.... :rolleyes:


http://women.timesonline.co.uk/article/ ... 70944.html


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:14 am 
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Denmark has become the sperm powerhouse of Europe

:huh:

anyways, i'd love to know how one goes about becoming a sperm donor.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:27 am 
Azrael wrote:
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Denmark has become the sperm powerhouse of Europe

:huh:

anyways, i'd love to know how one goes about becoming a sperm donor.


first of all: you need to have balls
second of all: you need to find out if there's a market for weakling-sperm that is clear as water








ha ha, jk :D


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:11 am 
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Hah, I always knew you were all wankers :P


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:49 pm 
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Sperm is more expensive than gold? I could be making a lot of money in Denmark!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:04 pm 
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Sperm is more expensive than gold? I could be making a lot of money in Denmark!!!


yes u could :D



btw.. i would like to make it clear.. Don't believe everything u read in this article. This quote is exaggerating:

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“They were students, often far from home, and this is a place outside of university where you might talk to people,” he says. “In Britain you go to a pub; in Denmark, you go to the sperm bank.”


Schou may know something about sperms, but he doesn't know a thing about ppl it seems... :lol: .. we may be wankers but we don't sit around in sperm banks to meet friends... or.. i don't... imo it would be way easier to meet ppl in pubs, not to mention ladies.


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Astaroth wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Sperm is more expensive than gold? I could be making a lot of money in Denmark!!!


yes u could :D



btw.. i would like to make it clear.. Don't believe everything u read in this article. This quote is exaggerating:

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“They were students, often far from home, and this is a place outside of university where you might talk to people,” he says. “In Britain you go to a pub; in Denmark, you go to the sperm bank.”


Schou may know something about sperms, but he doesn't know a thing about ppl it seems... :lol: .. we may be wankers but we don't sit around in sperm banks to meet friends... or.. i don't... imo it would be way easier to meet ppl in pubs, not to mention ladies.


Well you could meet the nurse that collect your sperm. Or are the nurses guys as well?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:21 pm 
hellraiser_xes wrote:

Well you could meet the nurse that collect your sperm. Or are the nurses guys as well?


good point. But it would be a waste if time trying to snatch her heart from my point of view. Thousands of men probably already tried :wink: .. besides, she'd probably be too busy since she at work :)


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Astaroth wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:

Well you could meet the nurse that collect your sperm. Or are the nurses guys as well?


good point. But it would be a waste if time trying to snatch her heart from my point of view. Thousands of men probably already tried :wink: .. besides, she'd probably be too busy since she at work :)


Ahh.....I sense an undercurrent of some sentiments here.....You seem to like her don't you?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:04 pm 
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:

Well you could meet the nurse that collect your sperm. Or are the nurses guys as well?


good point. But it would be a waste if time trying to snatch her heart from my point of view. Thousands of men probably already tried :wink: .. besides, she'd probably be too busy since she at work :)


Ahh.....I sense an undercurrent of some sentiments here.....You seem to like her don't you?


nope, he he :D ... i have never visited a sperm bank before, it was highly theoritical


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:07 pm 
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Astaroth wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Astaroth wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:

Well you could meet the nurse that collect your sperm. Or are the nurses guys as well?


good point. But it would be a waste if time trying to snatch her heart from my point of view. Thousands of men probably already tried :wink: .. besides, she'd probably be too busy since she at work :)


Ahh.....I sense an undercurrent of some sentiments here.....You seem to like her don't you?


nope, he he :D ... i have never visited a sperm bank before, it was highly theoritical


BUMMER! You got me high for a moment.


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