Metal Reviews

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Panic! At The Disco are sticking in my brain like a fish hook at the moment, followed by a deep sense of shame and regret

I am infuriated. I was driving back to town on my lunch break, and I got the honor of getting stuck behind a flat-bed Semi-Truck. Well, this dipshit didn't properly tie his load down, and I got a HUGE piece of sheet metal right on the hood. It then bounces of the hood, and hits my car dead on the windshield. The windshield held up somehow, but now my hood is scratched to fuck, and my front headlight was busted. Of course, I was unable to obtain the license plate number of this jerk-off, for I was too worried about not running off the road and dying. Now I can only hope that my insurance company will pay to have it fixed. GRRRRRRRRR.

that's a woman?

Yeah these guys are the next Metallica, they suck just as bad. You call it heavy metal...but its so modern that I can't manage to stifle the vomit. These guys jerk off with their instruments and produce dribble. There's no spirit behind it. My aim is not to offend anyone but to perhaps enlighten them. Granted opinion is the word here but come on, if this is what metal has degenerated into than I say fuck it. I'm going to stick to my vinyl and listen to only albums that I know wont suck. My quest for new music, however, will not include anything after 1990, as almost everything sucks, and I own the ones that dont. These guys need to quit as well as Arch Enemy and pay homage to CORONER OR DARK ANGEL WHO WILL RULE THEIR PUSSY SOULS! I know I offended some people, and I await your insults. Fuck off fags!

If I've offended anyone, I'm sorry, and fuck you. Metal is heavy aggressive music, thus any argument on the subject should be presented in a similar manner, just short of violence. So "Feel the FIre" bitches. All this new black metal....is not black metal. Simple enough right? Wrong, some of you bitches are going to come out of the wood work and tell me how awesome all of these new bands are. Fuck! The last good black metal band was Immortal. Darkthrone is the blackest, and Burzum is the most deranged. Aside from that, all these faggy vampire wannabees with their stupid names and laughable band pictures do the genre no justice by their over use of keyboards. Black Metal does not use keyboards, whatever atmosphere comes off in the music is from the poor production and general satanic fervor with which it was produced. So with that in mind, hail satan and posers will die!

i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).

i never got that thing on Rio's signature. was it something that happened before i started posting in Helheim? (i used to stick to the Extreme forum only).