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Misha · **Posted:** Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:03 pm

Congratsness!!
I hope you played lots of Miles Davis in the late hours!

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:34 pm

lol NESS jokes

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:51 pm

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:53 pm

Btw, the wedding went great, the honeymoon ment better. Thanks for the support fellars.

Radagast · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:06 pm

Awesome.

Pix plz

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:15 pm

Radagast wrote:

Awesome.

Pix plz

When I get some I'll post them. I havn't seen them yet.

Adam · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:39 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Btw, the wedding went great, the honeymoon ment better. Thanks for the support fellars.

Glad you had fun. Did you get ridiculously drunk at your reception like I did? Not blackout drunk, mind you, just drunk enough to tell your mother-in-law she's got a great rack and not feel bad. Not that I did that or anything...

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:51 pm

Oh my goodNess! Congrats dude.

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:26 pm

KATHY!

I got pretty wasted, but not as bad as my bride. Holy crap was she trashed. The whole night she kept on saying she wasn't going to even drink, but her friends and family kept bringing her wine and shots. Pretty funny stuff.

Btw, judging by your wife’s rack I'm sure her mom's is NICE!!

Btw, joking. :wink:

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:31 pm

Also, my wedding band looks lik a silver version of "The Ring."

Adam · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:35 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Also, my wedding band looks lik a silver version of "The Ring."

HAHA, mine's the white gold version.

My wife's mom got HUGE fake boobs. Not there's anything wrong with that. Like I always say when it comes to "fake" boobs, if I can touch 'em, they're real. Not that I would touch my mother-in-laws or anything, but you get the idea.

So, was your bride to drunk to, ahem, consummate the marriage? :wink:

Ness · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:24 pm

Adam wrote:

So, was your bride to drunk to, ahem, consummate the marriage? :wink:

No things went as planned... and then some.

Adam · **Posted:** Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:42 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Adam wrote:

So, was your bride to drunk to, ahem, consummate the marriage? :wink:

No things went as planned... and then some.

Haha! Awesome!

A couple of girls I know got me and my bride the honeymoon suite for our wedding gift. Then they decked it out (rose petals on the bed, bubble bath ready to go, various toys and things around the room). I felt like I was Peter North walking on set, it was great. If my wife knew I was broadcasting all this, she'd probably have me ritualistically castrated!

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:33 am

Adam wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Adam wrote:

So, was your bride to drunk to, ahem, consummate the marriage? :wink:

No things went as planned... and then some.

Haha! Awesome!

A couple of girls I know got me and my bride the honeymoon suite for our wedding gift. Then they decked it out (rose petals on the bed, bubble bath ready to go, various toys and things around the room). I felt like I was Peter North walking on set, it was great. If my wife knew I was broadcasting all this, she'd probably have me ritualistically castrated!

HAHA! My wife is cleaning right next to me and has no idea.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:38 am

Congratulations NESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Glad you had a great time. So how did the ceremony go? Did you nearly poop?

My most vivid memory from my wedding was when I was shmoozing among the guests during the reception and thinking "Pew! Some cunt really reeks! Who the fuck would come to a wedding without having a fucking shower first, the dirty fucking goat fucker!" Then I realised it was me. All those nerves during the day had caused me to stink like rotten salsa.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:10 am

Tlaloc wrote:

Congratulations NESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Glad you had a great time. So how did the ceremony go? Did you nearly poop?

My most vivid memory from my wedding was when I was shmoozing among the guests during the reception and thinking "Pew! Some cunt really reeks! Who the fuck would come to a wedding without having a fucking shower first, the dirty fucking goat fucker!" Then I realised it was me. All those nerves during the day had caused me to stink like rotten salsa.

HAHA! Yeah I nearly sharted all over the place, but I ended up doing fine. There were a shit ton of people there though. I was sure to shower an hour or so before we had to be at the church. I've heard stories of how rotten the groom’s... odor can get on the wedding day.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:23 am

metalNESS wrote:

Btw, the wedding went great, the honeymoon ment better. Thanks for the support fellars.

FreshNESS! Did you cry?

Pussy.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:13 pm

Eyesore wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Btw, the wedding went great, the honeymoon ment better. Thanks for the support fellars.

FreshNESS! Did you cry?

Pussy.

F NO!

Everybody said I would, b/c either they did or their husband did. I insisted I wouldn't, and what do you know, no tears.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:18 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Btw, the wedding went great, the honeymoon ment better. Thanks for the support fellars.

FreshNESS! Did you cry?

Pussy.

F NO!

Everybody said I would, b/c either they did or their husband did. I insisted I wouldn't, and what do you know, no tears.

Real fags cry. :lame:

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