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 Post subject: The ravages of time....
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I'd hit it.

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From a random page I just opened up in Carnosaur by Harry Adam Knight;

Isn't he ever going to finish? she wondered impatiently. It seemed she had been watching his enormous bare bottom go up and down for hours. This was very unlike the previous time with the boy next door, Roy. He had been so fast it was all over before they'd really got started. Page 5

And another random page;

'But what was it?'
'A dinosaur of course. The place is full of them,' he said cheerily. 'But God knows how that one got out.'
'A real dinosaur?' said Jenny in wonder. 'Where did it come from? Africa?'
'No. Not Africa.' Page 127

One more, the final paragraph;

A short time later, as he left the hospital, he wished he felt as confident as he'd sounded. He had the horrible feeling that the story wasn't over; that the world would be hearing more of Penward's dinosaurs. Page 214


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dude wtf?

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Happy crawled-out-of-a-woman's-uterus-day!!


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Tlaloc wrote:
From a random page I just opened up in Carnosaur by Harry Adam Knight;

Isn't he ever going to finish? she wondered impatiently. It seemed she had been watching his enormous bare bottom go up and down for hours. This was very unlike the previous time with the boy next door, Roy. He had been so fast it was all over before they'd really got started. Page 5

And another random page;

'But what was it?'
'A dinosaur of course. The place is full of them,' he said cheerily. 'But God knows how that one got out.'
'A real dinosaur?' said Jenny in wonder. 'Where did it come from? Africa?'
'No. Not Africa.' Page 127

One more, the final paragraph;

A short time later, as he left the hospital, he wished he felt as confident as he'd sounded. He had the horrible feeling that the story wasn't over; that the world would be hearing more of Penward's dinosaurs. Page 214

rofl O_O


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Happy birthday man.


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Happy late birthday.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:13 pm 
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+1 on Nessie's comment and also:

noodles wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
From a random page I just opened up in Carnosaur by Harry Adam Knight;

Isn't he ever going to finish? she wondered impatiently. It seemed she had been watching his enormous bare bottom go up and down for hours. This was very unlike the previous time with the boy next door, Roy. He had been so fast it was all over before they'd really got started. Page 5

And another random page;

'But what was it?'
'A dinosaur of course. The place is full of them,' he said cheerily. 'But God knows how that one got out.'
'A real dinosaur?' said Jenny in wonder. 'Where did it come from? Africa?'
'No. Not Africa.' Page 127

One more, the final paragraph;

A short time later, as he left the hospital, he wished he felt as confident as he'd sounded. He had the horrible feeling that the story wasn't over; that the world would be hearing more of Penward's dinosaurs. Page 214

rofl O_O


another +1

I'm away to look for some snippets from a book about a giant shark.

Edit: Ah, here we go:

From Megalodon by Robin Brown

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"Tessler considered himself some inches too tall for the submarine service and he had a love of running that was out of context."
"[The submarine] squatted like a huge matte-black sea cucumber on a ledge of rock just wide enough for her considerable girth."
"Its tensions, the demands for fast, complex decisions and the admittedly masochistic thrill of commanding the most sophisticated and lethal weapon ever built by man, were the stimulants of his metabolism."
"An electronic gong sounded once. Tessler turned accurately towards the sound."
"Ten seconds passed, slow as drops of lead falling from a heated cauldron."


or

Quote:
"The wind was blowing like a knife."


The following excerpts are taken from a sex scene:

Quote:
"The shower compartment was tiny, too small for the two of them…the hot water welding their bodies together in a pastiche of the heat of love."
"Acreman, normally a concerned, gentle lover, fell on her with avid aggression…
"When he came, it was like an explosion, too quick for love, too individual for any bond…she gripped him tightly and used him cleverly to build her own, different, orgasm…"
"…[afterward] she lay in the moving darkness wondering how she, who had never dared approach the phenomenon before, would cope with this thing that others had described as love." [code][/code]


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"Tessler considered himself some inches too tall for the submarine service and he had a love of running that was out of context."


lolersaurus rex!


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