Metal Reviews

Come Wednesday, I'm heading out on my big trip to London and Finland, about which I am very excited and very nervous. It's the first time I'll be travelling outside my home country by myself, and I have the world's worst sense of direction. I once got lost for an hour and a half driving from my high school to my house in my senior year (there were extenuating circumstances, but I still did it). I'm assuming I'll have little to no internet access for the three weeks I'm gone, so I won't be around much until the end of January when I get back.

Merry Christmas and have a metal new year!

Pick up some cleaning supplies in Europe, because the forum will be a mess when you get back.

my sister is also going to london! her flight leaves today at 3 or 4pm.

Have fun! If whilst you're in London a scruffy individual approaches and utters the words 'big issue' to you, feel free to kick him in the nuts.

I'll keep that in mind.

Safe trip, have loads of fun. I'll try to keep the estrogen levels in order

Later Carny. Let us know how it went. Safe travles.

have fun, don't get eaten by hungry fins!

We have those lumps of human feces here as well. One day when I have the funds, I'm going to round them up and send them to Mad Ape Island.

What, exactly, are they?

the Big Issue is a magazine sold by homeless people.

Yeah you'd expect homeless people to make more of an effort with their appearance.

I too will be heading out to London later today. Carnifex, if you see an idiot with a jewfro, its probably me. Have a good new years everybody, I'll be back the 1st.

Pfft! They deserve all they get, parasites. There are other ways of making a living than annoying people, although I wish Owen fucking Wilson would realise that and swallow a packet of razor blades.

So selling a magazine is parasitical?

Those that beg with a cup are worthless and they should get a job; those that get a job are just worthless.

But how can you be begging if you have a job?

Huh? I'm just saying that those homeless that just sit there with a cup and beg for change get the comments of "why don't they get a job?" Those homeless people do something like sell the newspapers or whatever—which is essentially the job they supposedly should have gotten—still get the same kind of disdainful looks and remarks. They do it here in Boston, too.

They are when they leap out from behind a corner. And instead of saying, "Excuse me sir, would you care to purchase a copy of the Big Issue?" they scream out this big Chewbacca "Grraaaaaaoooorrrr!" and wave the fucking thing in your face. Fuck them, most of them are junkie pieces of shit that brought their misfortune upon themselves.

Ohh, ok. Yeah, that's true.