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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:48 am 
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Have fun! If whilst you're in London a scruffy individual approaches and utters the words 'big issue' to you, feel free to kick him in the nuts.


We have those lumps of human feces here as well. One day when I have the funds, I'm going to round them up and send them to Mad Ape Island.


Yeah you'd expect homeless people to make more of an effort with their appearance.


Pfft! They deserve all they get, parasites. There are other ways of making a living than annoying people, although I wish Owen fucking Wilson would realise that and swallow a packet of razor blades.


So selling a magazine is parasitical? :blink:


They are when they leap out from behind a corner. And instead of saying, "Excuse me sir, would you care to purchase a copy of the Big Issue?" they scream out this big Chewbacca "Grraaaaaaoooorrrr!" and wave the fucking thing in your face. Fuck them, most of them are junkie pieces of shit that brought their misfortune upon themselves.


Judge much? :wacko:


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What the fuck? I always buy the Big Issue-remember they don't fucking have anywhere to live and they try and sell you a bloody magazine (at very little profit after buying them themselves) and there's no fucking problem there.


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Aaaaaanyway have a good trip, Kayla! :dio:

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Off I go! Holy crap. This is the first time I've travelled outside the U.S. by myself and the longest trip I've ever made by myself, period.

Oh, yeah. If any Englanders have nothing to do on January the 23rd and want free alcohol, come to Heathrow. I'll be sitting there for a distressingly long period of time between my flight from Helsinki and my return flight to the U.S. and I will buy you drinks if you keep me company.


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Off I go! Holy crap. This is the first time I've travelled outside the U.S. by myself and the longest trip I've ever made by myself, period.

Oh, yeah. If any Englanders have nothing to do on January the 23rd and want free alcohol, come to Heathrow. I'll be sitting there for a distressingly long period of time between my flight from Helsinki and my return flight to the U.S. and I will buy you drinks if you keep me company.


You never know...

And surely there are hostels for these fleabags to sleep in? Sure, the odd few may have ran away from home after being fiddled with by daddy, but that doesn't force you to a life on the streets! Or selling Big Issues, for that matter.


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Off I go! Holy crap. This is the first time I've travelled outside the U.S. by myself and the longest trip I've ever made by myself, period.

Oh, yeah. If any Englanders have nothing to do on January the 23rd and want free alcohol, come to Heathrow. I'll be sitting there for a distressingly long period of time between my flight from Helsinki and my return flight to the U.S. and I will buy you drinks if you keep me company.


You never know...

And surely there are hostels for these fleabags to sleep in? Sure, the odd few may have ran away from home after being fiddled with by daddy, but that doesn't force you to a life on the streets! Or selling Big Issues, for that matter.

maybe they can't afford them because people like you don't buy their Big Issues!


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Off I go! Holy crap. This is the first time I've travelled outside the U.S. by myself and the longest trip I've ever made by myself, period.

Oh, yeah. If any Englanders have nothing to do on January the 23rd and want free alcohol, come to Heathrow. I'll be sitting there for a distressingly long period of time between my flight from Helsinki and my return flight to the U.S. and I will buy you drinks if you keep me company.


You never know...

And surely there are hostels for these fleabags to sleep in? Sure, the odd few may have ran away from home after being fiddled with by daddy, but that doesn't force you to a life on the streets! Or selling Big Issues, for that matter.

maybe they can't afford them because people like you don't buy their Big Issues!


People like me? What's that mean, huh? You accusing me of stinginess? Goddamn racist.


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Zad wrote:
noodles wrote:
Zad wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Off I go! Holy crap. This is the first time I've travelled outside the U.S. by myself and the longest trip I've ever made by myself, period.

Oh, yeah. If any Englanders have nothing to do on January the 23rd and want free alcohol, come to Heathrow. I'll be sitting there for a distressingly long period of time between my flight from Helsinki and my return flight to the U.S. and I will buy you drinks if you keep me company.


You never know...

And surely there are hostels for these fleabags to sleep in? Sure, the odd few may have ran away from home after being fiddled with by daddy, but that doesn't force you to a life on the streets! Or selling Big Issues, for that matter.

maybe they can't afford them because people like you don't buy their Big Issues!


People like me? What's that mean, huh? You accusing me of stinginess? Goddamn racist.

Sheesh, you bagel-eaters are so sensitive. I'm sure you'd do a much better job opening banks if you didn't whine so much :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:32 am 
Everyone is afraid to meet Kayla. You pussies! That was only a picture, she's not really a tyrannosaurus or velociraptor.

Have a safe journey, Kaylasaurus.


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