Noenum - Black Esoteric Evangelium (#2668)

Anonymous · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:55 pm

Yeah, I think this album is perhaps the posteralbum for what kvlt means.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:38 am

Hello, I've just registered for the sake of posting in this thread.

I'd like to speak to the quality of the review as many others have, but I haven't heard the album yet, which is the purpose of this entire endeavor. (From a rhetorical standpoint, the review was good, I can say that much at least).

Having recently become quite interested in the black metal genre, more so than I ever was before, this review was of particular interest to me. I spent a while looking for somewhere where I could perhaps find someone who had a track of it put from the LP to their computer, but coulnd't find one. It does appear that someone has one here, though?

I don't doubt the word of the reviewer, nor all of you who agree with him, but for the sake of hearing before putting in the funds (which are severely lacking right now) and time needed, I would really appreciate it very much if there was anyone who would be willing to help me out on this?

Very much appreciated.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:47 am

Still wrote:

Hello, I've just registered for the sake of posting in this thread.

I'd like to speak to the quality of the review as many others have, but I haven't heard the album yet, which is the purpose of this entire endeavor. (From a rhetorical standpoint, the review was good, I can say that much at least).

Having recently become quite interested in the black metal genre, more so than I ever was before, this review was of particular interest to me. I spent a while looking for somewhere where I could perhaps find someone who had a track of it put from the LP to their computer, but coulnd't find one. It does appear that someone has one here, though?

I don't doubt the word of the reviewer, nor all of you who agree with him, but for the sake of hearing before putting in the funds (which are severely lacking right now) and time needed, I would really appreciate it very much if there was anyone who would be willing to help me out on this?

Very much appreciated.

You want the album?

If you have AIM, Aim me at Huskers070707, and if you don't, get DC++ and join the extreme metal hub.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:23 am

if you have yahoo just get me at son_of_the_firmament. I'll upload the CD(which should take about 10 minutes) and send the files to you there.

Misha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:44 am

I'm sorry, can't do that...

Misha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:17 am

Husker wrote:

My cat likes it too.

What the...? What does she do when your playing it?

valefor · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:23 pm

Gast1 wrote:

If you have a large emailaccount, I could send it to you as well. Gmail would do, I have the album on LP and MP3.

Nice review, Misha!
I, as well, have been unable to locate this, and obviously I must hear it!
Would you be willing to send me the album via e-mail as well?
It would be definitely appreciated...
All Hail the most puissant art of Black Metal!
V.

Misha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:29 pm

I'm sure someone else will send it to you, hey, I'm reviewer so they don't want me to send it around you see :wink:

valefor · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:57 pm

Gast1 wrote:

can you recieve large files? if so, then please give me your email address, I'll mail you the songs ASAP then.

The largest e-mail I can recieve at a time is 16 MB's... maybe in installments?
Anyway, I will give you my e-mail address, and lets give it a try.
Very much appreciated Frater Misha!
V.

Misha · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:39 pm

If you go for a gamble you had best buy via www.disorder.com it's a cheap distro and I have very good experience with them. I also bought my Noenum vinyl there...

valefor · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:20 pm

Gast1 wrote:

Incomming!!

If you really like it you had best buy via www.disorder.com it's a cheap distro and I have very good experience with them. I also bought my Noenum vinyl there...

Thanks alot, I really appreciate it!
Thanks for the link, as well.
Hails!
V.

chrash · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:15 pm

After reading this review I couldn't help but think that with all the factors in kvltness summed up (the few copies, anti-life philosophy, murder etc) then the kvltest band ever would not be known by anyone.
It would be one night in the deep dark forrests of norway in winter, bathed in the light of full moon, the one man band would play one tune, but not with guitars since that is unkvlt since it has been used by christians, Elvis and the like. The instruments would be bones of slain enemies. And after playing the one tune (bashing the bones against each other), this kvlt oneman band would commit suicide, so there would be no mortal witness to such grimness and kvltness, and no one would ever know of this kvlt event to bring all other kvlt events to shame.

or am I wrong?

One man band = Check
Esoteric nocturnal ritual = Check
Gore = Check
Limited edition = Check indeed, since there wont be any material recordings of the event
Anti-life philosophy = Check

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:24 pm

Yes you are wrong.

EpicMetalFan30 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:05 am

I have this DC++ thing, but I still cant move my music int o the shared folder??
Therefore I cannot get on any servers???
How do you do this exactly. I am a moron .Does my music need to be in a specific format?
I have them all on cd. Do i turn them to mp3s or something??
IM lost :?

but I woould like to share my massive cd collection with you metal Heads. Been collecting for years and liking to many styles and running lower on funds to keep buying 6 to 8 cds a week

Anonymous · **Posted:** Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:49 am

chrash wrote:

After reading this review I couldn't help but think that with all the factors in kvltness summed up (the few copies, anti-life philosophy, murder etc) then the kvltest band ever would not be known by anyone.
It would be one night in the deep dark forrests of norway in winter, bathed in the light of full moon, the one man band would play one tune, but not with guitars since that is unkvlt since it has been used by christians, Elvis and the like. The instruments would be bones of slain enemies. And after playing the one tune (bashing the bones against each other), this kvlt oneman band would commit suicide, so there would be no mortal witness to such grimness and kvltness, and no one would ever know of this kvlt event to bring all other kvlt events to shame.

or am I wrong?

One man band = Check
Esoteric nocturnal ritual = Check
Gore = Check
Limited edition = Check indeed, since there wont be any material recordings of the event
Anti-life philosophy = Check

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard involving kultness since my friend's parody band and what they thought kult was.

Desolate · **Posted:** Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:51 am

EpicMetalFan30 wrote:

I have this DC++ thing, but I still cant move my music int o the shared folder??
Therefore I cannot get on any servers???
How do you do this exactly. I am a moron .Does my music need to be in a specific format?
I have them all on cd. Do i turn them to mp3s or something??
IM lost :?

but I woould like to share my massive cd collection with you metal Heads. Been collecting for years and liking to many styles and running lower on funds to keep buying 6 to 8 cds a week

The best thing is to turn them into mp3s. Then just "add" a share folder and there you have it. Join extrememetal.no-ip.com and begin searching for whta you need/sharing your own music with others.

deathkvlt · **Posted:** Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:56 am

Desolate wrote:

EpicMetalFan30 wrote:

I have this DC++ thing, but I still cant move my music int o the shared folder??
Therefore I cannot get on any servers???
How do you do this exactly. I am a moron .Does my music need to be in a specific format?
I have them all on cd. Do i turn them to mp3s or something??
IM lost :?

but I woould like to share my massive cd collection with you metal Heads. Been collecting for years and liking to many styles and running lower on funds to keep buying 6 to 8 cds a week

The best thing is to turn them into mp3s. Then just "add" a share folder and there you have it. Join extrememetal.no-ip.com and begin searching for whta you need/sharing your own music with others.

IMPORTANT: If you don't have your music in MP3 format you will be kicked of the Extreme Metal hub. Thanks, and I hope you join.

Sardoniscorn · **Posted:** Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:19 pm

chrash wrote:

the one man band would play one tune, but not with guitars since that is unkvlt since it has been used by christians, Elvis and the like. The instruments would be bones of slain enemies.

KRANG · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:13 pm

whoa man, like, deep.. totally deep :roll:

this album is nothing special.. it's good, but not nearly as great as this review states..

80/100 is an appropriate score..

new taake is much better.. and even drudkh.

and regarding the "purity": after nattens madrigal, everything else seems ridiculous.

Open Mind · **Posted:** Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:13 pm

chrash wrote:

After reading this review I couldn't help but think that with all the factors in kvltness summed up (the few copies, anti-life philosophy, murder etc) then the kvltest band ever would not be known by anyone.
It would be one night in the deep dark forrests of norway in winter, bathed in the light of full moon, the one man band would play one tune, but not with guitars since that is unkvlt since it has been used by christians, Elvis and the like. The instruments would be bones of slain enemies. And after playing the one tune (bashing the bones against each other), this kvlt oneman band would commit suicide, so there would be no mortal witness to such grimness and kvltness, and no one would ever know of this kvlt event to bring all other kvlt events to shame.

or am I wrong?

You're absolutely right. Very well said .

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