DEVOTED WALNUT IS NOT DEAD

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:24 pm

I felt bad for about three seconds, because I was talking to him on MSN (popular guy!), and got logged off suddenly. Give the silly woman a hatefuck from me, Evan.

Dago · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:33 pm

Hunt the guy down and kill him.

Rhys · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:01 pm

Dago wrote:

Hunt the guy down and kill him.

It was a girl.

Cara · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:02 pm

I didn't believe it for a second!

But it's good to know you're not dead.

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:25 pm

lol, let's change his name to The Ghost of DevotedWalnut :lol:

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:28 pm

Good news indeed. I actually got the dropping feeling when I read the original post.

Misha · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:50 pm

He's not dead? So I opened that bottle of wine for nothing?

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:56 pm

I am not amused by such a tasteless hoax. Not towards the Walnut directly of course. I spent a good part of my day thinking about how people can just be taken away in death like that.

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:59 pm

DW, your new task is to take pictures of the chick that did this while she is taking a shower and post them here so Wanky can use his photo shop skillz on them.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:08 pm

metalNESS wrote:

DW, your new task is to take pictures of the chick that did this while she is taking a shower and post them here so Wanky can use his photo shop skillz on them.

Indeed, and I shall be most unkind.

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:29 pm

He died? When did this happen??

EDIT: Ahh. Now I see.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:37 pm

I will get on those pictures ASAP, but I don't know about the shower...What she did was wrong, and I will talk to her about it (I couldn't this morning becuase I was gone before she woke up). But she is still my girlfriend.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:21 am

DevotedWalnut wrote:

I will get on those pictures ASAP, but I don't know about the shower...What she did was wrong, and I will talk to her about it (I couldn't this morning becuase I was gone before she woke up). But she is still my girlfriend.

Kill her, then post a picture of her head at the forum she goes to....

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:47 am

...Well, that's nice.

The Thrash was cool anyway. I like Overkill. :dio:

Glad to hear you're not a carcass. Got me all worried for nothing.

Should've known it was a hoax. Hindsight bias, omg

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:30 am

DevotedWalnut wrote:

I will get on those pictures ASAP, but I don't know about the shower...What she did was wrong, and I will talk to her about it (I couldn't this morning becuase I was gone before she woke up). But she is still my girlfriend.

Hmm, sounds like someone is jealous of the amount of time you spend on the internet. Anyway, any pic will do - especially one of her gaping vagina.

Vagina + photoshop = lamprey

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:59 am

Tlaloc wrote:

DevotedWalnut wrote:

I will get on those pictures ASAP, but I don't know about the shower...What she did was wrong, and I will talk to her about it (I couldn't this morning becuase I was gone before she woke up). But she is still my girlfriend.

Hmm, sounds like someone is jealous of the amount of time you spend on the internet. Anyway, any pic will do - especially one of her gaping vagina.

Vagina + photoshop = lamprey

Im not on the internet all that much, I just leave it logged on all the time. I couldn't stay on this horrible connection for too long anyway. But I am going to try and get these pictures, for the laughs. But when I got home, she was gone. Havn't talked to her all day.