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 Post subject: If we didn't have guns we'd just use flails!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:21 am 
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Proof.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:13 am 
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Awesome.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:24 am 
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Finally americans understood that guns are outdated.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:51 pm 
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if you want to completely destroy someone,but not neccesarily kill them, a mace is the way to go.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:15 pm 
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Must be some gothic who was picked on by a cheer leader long enough for her to bring her brother's flail to school. Hehe.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:48 am 
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Morning Stars are even cooler than Flails! Shoulda used a morning star.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:27 am 
Thumbs up in my books.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:58 pm 
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Awesome. I'd use a battle-axe though.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:49 pm 
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My weapon of choice would be a warhammer, much like Thor (The norse god and the superhero)


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:21 am 
i'd use a Katana.. and chop your flails, hammers etc to pieces! :dio:


Flail is not bad, though.. it's quite nasty with it's spikes and all. And i'm quite sure it can do much more damage than a hammer or an axe even without it's spikes, due to the longer reach= bigger swing, more speed, more power = more crying and true viking rampage.. waarghh! :dio:
The only bad thing about the flail is that you always have to look out not to rip your own head and arms off while swinging it. That won't happen with a hammer or an axe, unless you're completely retarded.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:29 am 
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Awesome. I'd use a battle-axe though.


A battle axe would be krieg. I also wouldn't mind a broadsword.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:29 am 
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i would go with the Gudentag (sp?). i saw it in a documentary a few years ago. basicly a giant wooden club used for taking out riders . It kinda looks like the long thing Iscariah is hlding on the cover of sons of northern darkness.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:47 pm 
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unknownkadath666 wrote:
i would go with the Gudentag (sp?). i saw it in a documentary a few years ago. basicly a giant wooden club used for taking out riders . It kinda looks like the long thing Iscariah is hlding on the cover of sons of northern darkness.


actually it should be Goede(n)dag, since it's origin was in the Southern netherlands..i think :unsure:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:37 pm 
unknownkadath666 wrote:
i would go with the Gudentag (sp?). i saw it in a documentary a few years ago. basicly a giant wooden club used for taking out riders . It kinda looks like the long thing Iscariah is hlding on the cover of sons of northern darkness.


A Goedendag, as it is spelled in Dutch, actually takes the form of a wooden rod with a metal spike head facing the side. It was used to deadly effect against armoured soldiers on foot, by slamming the spike into their throats, which made their heads 'nod' forward - hence the name: "Good Day".


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:58 am 
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If i saw a crazy bitch swinging a flail aimed for my head I'd defiantly not stand there...


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