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Mintrude
 Post subject: Haiku thread
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:56 pm 
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With all the talk of haikus, I thought I'd start a thread for one. Here's one to start, although only UK posters will find it funny.

My failing career
Don't you know who I am mate?
I was in Busted.
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December Flower
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:22 pm 
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I suck at poetry
but I am sure that Rio will
love this thread
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:38 pm 
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Ah yes I recall
For a period of days
I wrote in Haiku
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Azrael
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:27 pm 
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is busted that pop-punk band
that talked about going to the future
and banging some guy's great-great-great-granddaughter?

haikus don't even have to rhyme
this is the best thread ever
i'm listening to absu

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Mintrude
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is busted that pop-punk band
that talked about going to the future
and banging some guy's great-great-great-granddaughter?


Yes, that pop-punk band
Didn't know they were pop'lar (trying to spell popular in two syllables)
In Portugal, yeah!



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haikus don't even have to rhyme
this is the best thread ever
i'm listening to absu


Absu are back! praise be!
Some good news for Absu fans
New album next year

Another haiku:

Stand too close to me
while I read this poem
I'll break your kneecaps
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:37 pm 
Azrael wrote:
is busted that pop-punk band
that talked about going to the future
and banging some guy's great-great-great-granddaughter?

haikus don't even have to rhyme
this is the best thread ever
i'm listening to absu


That's not a Haiku
Must correct your syllables
To five-seven-five
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Azrael
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:48 pm 
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i'm sorry, i didn't know
no more haiku attempts from me
i can't be arsed

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I am successful
In my attempt to tab out
Plagues by Converge... yes.
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Cara
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This is my haiku
No erotic picture, lawl
I'm sorry boys, not.

:cool: :P
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Goat
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I sit in a room
Watching the world fly quickly
Beer overcomes me
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So I took a hike
You fell down stairs watching me
Tick tock blush blush bloom
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Kathaarian
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
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In my attempt to tab out
Plagues by Converge... yes.


Dude no way
Monkey balls covered in chocolate
That song's hard
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