Dumb Band Promo Shots

Anonymous · **Posted:** Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:27 pm

crast wrote:

Traveler In Stygian wrote:

This is probably the dummest I've seen. It's a Finnish band called Teräsbetoni ("Steelconcrete" in english.) They sing about metal, horses, metal, brothers, metal, blood, metal and beer. They sound exactly like Manowar.

[np]: Teräsbetoni - Taivas Lyö Tulta

Hhehehe! Love the scream in the beginning,

.:crast:.

Brilliant band!! Although I like their first album slightly better.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:16 am

Blade wrote:

crast wrote:

Traveler In Stygian wrote:

This is probably the dummest I've seen. It's a Finnish band called Teräsbetoni ("Steelconcrete" in english.) They sing about metal, horses, metal, brothers, metal, blood, metal and beer. They sound exactly like Manowar.

[np]: Teräsbetoni - Taivas Lyö Tulta

Hhehehe! Love the scream in the beginning,

.:crast:.

Brilliant band!! Although I like their first album slightly better.

Is that guy in the front wearing a cross?

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:45 am

Teräsbetoni = teh suxxor. Manowar ripoff with lame joke lyrics and without the muscles.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2007 7:24 pm

Hey, I thought I'd resurect this thread

Wrest. He looks so goofy in this shot I don't know where to begin. I mean, somebody obviously said "Hey, Jeff (that's his real name) time for your photo," so he obviously bunged on some corpsepaint and put on an expression like he's chewing a turd.

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2007 10:38 pm

NSFW

Profanatica:
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07204/profanatica.jpg

i win.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 12:24 am

There were too many to count with this band. But unfortunately, they've disbanded (inner turmoil, may be?). But we can still hold onto these memories right here: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=16719

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Ha ha, Eternal Combustion. Forgot about them.

Metal deteeeeeectooooooooooooooooooooor!

This Sonata Arctica shot has always made what little manliness I have slip away:

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 4:44 am

Azrael wrote:

Profanatica:
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07204/profanatica.jpg

i win.

Dear Lord, masochists!!!

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 6:34 am

Azrael wrote:

Profanatica:
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07204/profanatica.jpg

i win.

wait, I'll look again...

:blink:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The middle one has no knob!

Anonymous · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 12:30 pm

Seinfeld26 wrote:

There were too many to count with this band. But unfortunately, they've disbanded (inner turmoil, may be?). But we can still hold onto these memories right here: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=16719

Apparently, due to differences in musical interest, the bassist was kicked out of the band. The guitarist and her couldn't get on anymore, which had a very negative impact on the confidence of the vocalist.

Yeah... mom and dad got divorced, mom moved back in with her parents, and Tipton dyed his hair black and spent the days crying his heart out.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 2:55 pm

Slayer Of Kings wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

There were too many to count with this band. But unfortunately, they've disbanded (inner turmoil, may be?). But we can still hold onto these memories right here: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=16719

Apparently, due to differences in musical interest, the bassist was kicked out of the band. The guitarist and her couldn't get on anymore, which had a very negative impact on the confidence of the vocalist.

Yeah... mom and dad got divorced, mom moved back in with her parents, and Tipton dyed his hair black and spent the days crying his heart out.

To quote Kyle Brovlofsky: "That poor kid."

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 4:29 pm

Azrael wrote:

Profanatica:
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07204/profanatica.jpg

That's actually a great pic IMO. Fits their music perfectly.

Profanatica rules.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2007 4:44 pm

the guy on left seems to have chickened out the moment before the picture was shot.. i wonder why?! :cool:

.. a shame, that hurts their credibility and the idea behind the picture, if there ever was one.

noodles · **Posted:** Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:25 am

lolol

http://www.myspace.com/verbaldeception

Mintrude · **Posted:** Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:34 pm

Crimson Glory

Kuruus · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:24 am

Some band called She Said Destroy. They guy in the middle reminds me of Fozzie Bear. Click on the picture to enlarge.

crast · **Joined:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:29 pm **Posts:** 1502

Kuruus wrote:

Some band called She Said Destroy. They guy in the middle reminds me of Fozzie Bear. Click on the picture to enlarge.

He looks even more ridiculous live. Pretty damn good band tho.

.:crast:.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:27 pm

I doubt too many of you actually remember this late-90s nu-metal band, but here's a promo shot for Coal Chamber:

Just about every one of their images takes the cake for "Dumbest Band Promo Shots Ever."

Rhys · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:14 pm

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I doubt too many of you actually remember this late-90s nu-metal band, but here's a promo shot for Coal Chamber:

Just about every one of their images takes the cake for "Dumbest Band Promo Shots Ever."

I remember. Ken liked them i think?

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:02 pm

following the reaper wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I doubt too many of you actually remember this late-90s nu-metal band, but here's a promo shot for Coal Chamber:

Just about every one of their images takes the cake for "Dumbest Band Promo Shots Ever."

I remember. Ken liked them i think?

Haha, figures.

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