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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:19 pm 
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Dude the Stratovarius cover is pretty good the rest I agree with.


I hate how euro-metal bands seem to insist on having completely souless CGI covers, particularly Nuclear Blast bands. At least some of the other covers had you know, a guy drawing them.


Hear hear. Fuck off nowadays cover art.


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Jürgen wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
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Dude the Stratovarius cover is pretty good the rest I agree with.


I hate how euro-metal bands seem to insist on having completely souless CGI covers, particularly Nuclear Blast bands. At least some of the other covers had you know, a guy drawing them.


Hear hear. Fuck off nowadays cover art.


The best cover arts are the drawn ones. Say fuck to CGI and Photoshop!!


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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Jürgen wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
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Dude the Stratovarius cover is pretty good the rest I agree with.


I hate how euro-metal bands seem to insist on having completely souless CGI covers, particularly Nuclear Blast bands. At least some of the other covers had you know, a guy drawing them.


Hear hear. Fuck off nowadays cover art.


The best cover arts are the drawn ones. Say fuck to CGI and Photoshop!!


I think some are cool (Into Eternity's come to mind) but that Stratovarius one sucks some big monkey balls...or should I say dolphin?


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I was actually going to post that as an example of the souless CGI art I mentioned! Great minds think alike.


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SoK that's gnarly dude. :ph34r:


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Good God, I thought that argument was dead a long long time ago. Don't ressurect it, please, the last thing we need is more drama.

Anyways, I always thought that this cover was hilariously bad:

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This one is not so good

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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Good God, I thought that argument was dead a long long time ago. Don't ressurect it, please, the last thing we need is more drama.

Anyways, I always thought that this cover was hilariously bad:

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Yeah, the album was supposed to be titled War Pigs, which would have made the cover make sense. It would stil suck, mind, but it would make sense. The record company pussied out and changed the name of the album to Paranoid without even telling the band.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
At Slayer of Kings post.


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At Slayer of Kings post.


I laughed too, but he really should not bring it back up.
















still... :lol:


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Much like paranoid this is one of the greatest albums ever with one of the worst covers ever.



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Much like paranoid this is one of the greatest albums ever with one of the worst covers ever.


I always thought the cover was fine, to be totally honest.


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Much like paranoid this is one of the greatest albums ever with one of the worst covers ever.


I always thought the cover was fine, to be totally honest.
It appears to be a midget armed with the best sword and shield Toys 'R Us had to offer.


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Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Mintrude wrote:
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Much like paranoid this is one of the greatest albums ever with one of the worst covers ever.


I always thought the cover was fine, to be totally honest.
It appears to be a midget armed with the best sword and shield Toys 'R Us had to offer.


No two ways around it, that cover fucking blows. However it's not as bad as this:

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It's two robots fighting on a fucking escalator, just what in the fuck where they snorting?


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I like the cover of In The Court of the Crimson King

AND ITS NOT ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS EVER MOONCHILD IS FUCKING AWFUL OMFG

sorry i had to get that out.


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I think this is the worst album cover of all time. The first time I saw it, I cracked up for about an hour.


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Kathaarian wrote:
Much like paranoid this is one of the greatest albums ever with one of the worst covers ever.



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I think thats a pretty good cover it could use the band and album name but besides that.[/i]


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All I see is huge ass nostrils which look like they're ready to snort me.

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