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Anonymous
 Post subject: ALL HAIL THE NEW PENIS
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:02 am 
This is what you get when penis becomes reality, bitches.



Or should I say....BITCHPENISES.


Its all fucking heresay, though. Don't take it to penisheart.
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Goat
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Trevor's had a sex change?!
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Huh? Are you fishing for criticism or something?
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Kathaarian
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Tlaloc wrote:
Huh? Are you fishing for criticism or something?


Yes he is. He knows posting those gay pictures piss people off and keeps doing it.
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Were you of sound mind when you created this thread? What's the topic here?
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Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Were you of sound mind when you created this thread? What's the topic here?


The relation of the penis to the bitchpenis.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Is this another drunk post? You should take up a new hobby, man, maybe painting or something.
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I think the logical explanation here is that Jaden was at the bar, picked up a girl, only to feel a strange swelling in "her" pants as he kissed her... now he's trying to relieve himself of his frustrations by taking them out on us.
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Anonymous
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My friend posted all of that shit on my account when he was drunk. I was also drunk, passed out on the bed, and without the will power to stop him.
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Kathaarian
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A drunk friend did all the stupid things I've done in my life.


True story.
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Same.
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Dago
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Don't drink, it's bad for you.
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Cara
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I'm surprised that said friend didn't post that you were "dead".

That seems to be a reoccuring topic for drunk comrads.
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Jürgen
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Dago wrote:
Don't drink, it's bad for you.


I try not to, but the Devil makes me do it.
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Dylan@Metalreviews
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Jaden wrote:
My friend posted all of that shit on my account when he was drunk. I was also drunk, passed out on the bed, and without the will power to stop him.
Well, that settles that.

If you guys want to make a thread about penises, it's alright with me. It's just that it needs to have a definite topic and be created by the person who is the actual master of the account.

No pictures btw (sorry guys...and Carnie/Cara).
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