Dumb Band Promo Shots

Rhys · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:08 pm

Jürgen wrote:

following the reaper wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I doubt too many of you actually remember this late-90s nu-metal band, but here's a promo shot for Coal Chamber:

Just about every one of their images takes the cake for "Dumbest Band Promo Shots Ever."

I remember. Ken liked them i think?

Haha, figures.

Im sure there were rants about Coal Chamber in there with his Kittie rants and whatnot.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:05 pm

I hope I'm not the only one who's always thought Coal Chamber looked like a combination boy band/pop-punk band. Except EVEN MORE retarded.

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:28 pm

Seinfeld26 wrote:

I hope I'm not the only one who's always thought Coal Chamber looked like a combination boy band/pop-punk band. Except EVEN MORE retarded.

I think that description fits Linkin Park better. Agreed on the retarded part though.

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:32 pm

that "loco" song was pretty catchy, though. no, really.

Rhys · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:00 am

I would totally hit Coal Chambers bassist though. She was hot.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:02 am

following the reaper wrote:

I would totally hit Coal Chambers bassist though. She was hot.

What, the blonde porky in the middle of that promo pic?

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:07 am

Nadja something? if so, then yeah i'd hit it.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:06 pm

Some band called Nox Mortar. I love how three of them are being all grim and necro while the guy on the right is grinning like a fool. And what's up with the guy at the back's giant face?

witteijsbeer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:49 pm

This one is pretty stupid

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:54 pm

Top Hats ist krieg!

I find their later promo shots to be even more ridiculous than that though.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:11 am

witteijsbeer wrote:

This one is pretty stupid

Who is that?

On topic: The Kovenant. Goofy face paint. Nu metal armor chest plate. Random chubby band member in front.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:36 am

Wow. Hellhammer pretty much eliminated all traces of manliness with that one.

JÃ¼rgen · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:43 pm

Kovenant and Dimmu Borgir look gay? Welcome to 1999.

December Flower · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:40 pm

I couldn't find it anywhere else, and I don't want to be owned by Metal Archives, but log onto http://www.metal-archives.com/ and search for Coma Void :lol:

FYI, that chick is not a member of the band.

Emmerder · **Posted:** Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:37 pm

Unless I missed it, I can't believe nobody posted this abomination:

Mintrude · **Posted:** Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:09 pm

Good God! what is that?

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:52 pm

Mintrude wrote:

Good God! what is that?

The female singer of Stratovarious. That occured back when Timmo was having his nervous breakdown.

unknownkadath666 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:09 pm

Eternal Idol wrote:

Mintrude wrote:

Good God! what is that?

The female singer of Stratovarious. That occured back when Timmo was having his nervous breakdown.

So what would you call what she is doing?

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:43 pm

unknownkadath666 wrote:

Eternal Idol wrote:

Mintrude wrote:

Good God! what is that?

The female singer of Stratovarious. That occured back when Timmo was having his nervous breakdown.

So what would you call what she is doing?

Looks like she just meunstrated all over the floor and is playing in it. It could have been the start of a fantastic era for Strato, I tell ya.

TheOctavarius · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:24 pm

Emmerder wrote:

Unless I missed it, I can't believe nobody posted this abomination:

"Hello, children..."

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