Bloodrayne, anyone?

crusher310 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:42 pm **Posts:** 2

Anyone around here a fan of the Bloodrayne movie? Well it turns out that the infamous Uwe Boll has just finished directing a sequel entitled Bloodrayne II: Deliverance that, according to a co-worker at umgd, is slated for dvd release on september 18th. I was relatively entertained by the first one even though it was a bit over-the-top so I'll prolly end up checking it out--is anyone else interested in it?

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:05 am

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Will someone please assassinate Uwe Boll so that he can't make any more movies?

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:46 am

Brahm_K wrote:

Will someone please assassinate Uwe Boll so that he can't make any more movies?

+2

I tried to watch that Alone In The Dark movie to see if I could make fun of it's badness and laugh at it, but it turned out to be so lousy that I couldn't even drive myself to crack a joke. It was just that bad.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

horrible movie, great game(s)

Uwe Boll deserves to be suckerpunched with a mace

Caldogg · **Joined:** Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:28 am **Posts:** 764

Fingon wrote:

horrible movie, great game(s)

+1

Ness · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:06 pm

I think a banning is in order for this nub. Two posts and both promoting some lame movie. Someone get Mike.

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:14 pm

metalNESS wrote:

I think a banning is in order for this nub. Two posts and both promoting some lame movie. Someone get Mike.

The exact same thing happened in the TV/Film Forum over at Comic Book Resources, 2 posts and both dealing with Bloodrayne. I smell a street team.

Adam · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:22 pm

metalNESS wrote:

I think a banning is in order for this nub. Two posts and both promoting some lame movie. Someone get Mike.

Indeed. This is actually the third account this street teaming twat has posted under.

The first account, shredderkid25, gave us this lovely post:

Worthless spam #1

The second account, ginadubya310, gave us another thought provoking topic:

Worthless spam #2

And now this? Street teaming for Uwe Boll is about as low as you can go. Now he just needs to go blow some junkie on Skid Row to get some heroin and he's officially hit rock bottom.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:03 pm

Uwe Boll ruins good games.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:14 pm

traptunderice wrote:

Uwe Boll ruins good games.

Verne Troyer's in it. It'll be a masterpiece.

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:21 pm

alone in the dark must be one of the shittiest movies i've ever seen.

didn't the sad little fucker challenge his critics to a boxing match? how did that turn out?

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:41 pm

Azrael wrote:

alone in the dark must be one of the shittiest movies i've ever seen.

didn't the sad little fucker challenge his critics to a boxing match? how did that turn out?

You're right, he did. Unsurprisingly, nothing more was heard.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:43 pm

Quote:

You're right, he did. Unsurprisingly, nothing more was heard.

Actually he fought one of his critics, and won, apprentely. There are pictures somewhere, if I could find them.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Mintrude wrote:

Quote:

You're right, he did. Unsurprisingly, nothing more was heard.

Actually he fought one of his critics, and won, apprentely. There are pictures somewhere, if I could find them.

he fought a tiny guy who gave bad reviews of his movies. But the guy is an amateur boxer. It would be more fair if it was some other discipline.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:46 pm

Really? How pathetic. You'd have thought they could've got some kickboxer to say he was a critic.

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