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Cú Chulainn
 Post subject: Fuck, I just found out...
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:29 pm 
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... that 16 to 18 year olds can legally be prostitutes with their parents permission in Switzerland. Now comes the moral dilemma, do I proclaim my outrage at this display of unclean ethics or do I go and get some underage pussy?

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TheOctavarius
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Kathaarian
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If a chick is a hoe at heart, and her fucking parents agree, then what do you care. If they will become prostitutes then they will do it anyway, just not legally.


So, enjoy your pussy.
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Go for it cowboy. But wear protection, 'cause you don't know where people have been. If a dude's sleazy enough to pimp out his own daughter, I doubt he'd get her checked regularly
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What the fuck! Anyways, I don't consider people on the hoe better than the hoe herself.
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lol @ letting your 16 year old sell herself
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Metastable To Chaos
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TheOctavarius wrote:
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Astaroth
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What the fuck! Anyways, I don't consider people on the hoe better than the hoe herself.


yeah, i agree. Hoes are better than the ones on top of them. I sure wouldn't want to fuck those fat old men :wacko: again


We support your "underage"-trip all the way, FrigidSymphony!!! :dio:
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Cú Chulainn
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(in case anyone actually took me seriously, I probably wouldn't sleep with a prostitute, especially not someone my age^^"

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(in case anyone actually took me seriously, I probably wouldn't sleep with a prostitute, especially not someone my age^^"


We got you weren't entirelt serious.
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Kathaarian
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It's all about the money really. You feel nothing for the person yet you sleep with her and pay her and gtfo. Guilt might get you there. But what if it was some skanky hoe who you happened to have a one night stand with? No one would say no to that but in fact the skank could have possibly slept with more men without involving the feelings. They equal out in my moral-meter.

uhmmm...


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Goat
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
(in case anyone actually took me seriously, I probably wouldn't sleep with a prostitute, especially not someone my age^^"


We believe you Fridge, don't worry.

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We need one of those *shakes head disapprovingly* smileys.
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Jürgen
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Kathaarian wrote:
It's all about the money really. You feel nothing for the person yet you sleep with her and pay her and gtfo. Guilt might get you there. But what if it was some skanky hoe who you happened to have a one night stand with? No one would say no to that but in fact the skank could have possibly slept with more men without involving the feelings. They equal out in my moral-meter.


Yeah. Paying a chick money for sex versus buying a chick dinner and/or drinks and pretending to be interested in her to get in her panties = same thing, different method.

I'm not that much into one night stands, though. Not really worth the effort. Proper relationships are better, as you also get someone to cook and clean for you in addition to sex. If an opportunity for a one night stand presents itself and i'm not spoken for at that time, i'll exploit it for sure, however.
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Astaroth
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Proper relationships are better, as you also get someone to cook and clean for you in addition to sex


... and thus speaks a REAL man!!! :dio:
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Astaroth wrote:
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Proper relationships are better, as you also get someone to cook and clean for you in addition to sex


... and thus speaks a REAL man!!! :dio:


Jürgen is a testament to how kickass our caveman fathers were.
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my gf is awful at cleaning, should i take her to a mechanic? :sad:
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Cú Chulainn
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my gf is awful at cleaning, should i take her to a mechanic? :sad:


Bring her to me, I'll fix her up.

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Kathaarian
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my gf is awful at cleaning, should i take her to a mechanic? :sad:


Give her a falcon punch and she'll lick your deck clean.



Get it?
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hellraiser_xes
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Which father in the first place, would allow his daughter to trade her body? Would any of you do it? Certainly not me.

If there are dads like that, I'd bet they'll probably have the first taste.
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