You damn kids get off my front lawn.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:51 pm

So a few weeks ago, I was at a friend's apartment watching tv, and a commercial for the Nick at Nite lineup (for the non-initiated, a lineup of old shows such as I Love Lucy that used to come on Nickelodeon at 9 p.m. or so, but has since gotten its own channel). The announcer proudly proclaimed that the new lineup would include such shows as Home Improvement. Let me reiterate. Home Improvement is on Nick at Nite. We both suddenly felt very old.

And then I woke up today and realized that as of now, I'm 23 years old. Holy crap.

ElTipo · **Posted:** Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:05 pm

I'm 18 and I was around with home improvement, except I never really liked it. Besides, 23 is the new 16 with today's medicine. I'm a Chemical Engineering major, so I'll be contributing to the prolongation of your life in the near future.

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:12 am

Does that mean you just turned 23? If so Happy birthday, and I also feel old about that, but I realized I was 23 on Sept 2nd. Whats worse is 1997 was ten years ago, and it feels like it was just a couple of years ago. :mellow:

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 2:25 am

If it's your birthday today, Happy Birthday!

Anyway, I'm 25 right now. And I also remember watching Home Improvement a long time ago. Particularly back in 1997.

What time is it? It's Tool Time!

Afro Lint · **Joined:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:30 am **Posts:** 1212

Pffft! I just turned 32. Wait until you hit about 28 and all of a sudden look down and realize you're getting fat. :lol:

I also pulled a gray hair out of my nose the other day. :lame:

noodles · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:45 am

i make anybody more than 5 years older than me feel as old as possible as often as possible

but at 23 you're cool

The Silent Man · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:33 am

Happy birthday!

I'm 22 now, since September and I feel old, as silly as that sounds.

:dio:

to watching Home Improvement back in the day.

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:42 am

Thank you, and yes, all that was supposed to be a clever way of saying it's my birthday.

I've had grey hairs for a couple years now. It's hereditary, though; my mom started going grey when she was my age.

Dago · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:13 am

Happy birthday! :dio:

Cara · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:19 pm

Happy Birthday!

Psh, you're young and beautiful.

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:55 pm

Hey happy birthday!! You're 23, just like me! I feel old too, but what the heck, I'm not 32 rite?

Neither are you. Chill out.

Caligula_K · **Joined:** Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:56 pm **Posts:** 3561

Happy birthday, you crazy diamond!

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:17 am

Happy birthday, Kayla. Don't feel bad about the grey hairs, as Cara said.

Emmerder · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:38 am

Happy birthday.

I wish I had a Wilson next door.

Afro Lint · **Joined:** Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:30 am **Posts:** 1212

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Hey happy birthday!! You're 23, just like me! I feel old too, but what the heck, I'm not 32 rite?

Neither are you. Chill out.

But you're dying of throat cancer.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:39 pm

Afro Lint wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Hey happy birthday!! You're 23, just like me! I feel old too, but what the heck, I'm not 32 rite?

Neither are you. Chill out.

But you're dying of throat cancer.

pwnt.

Happy Birthday Kayla. Sorry it took me a while to understand wtf you meant.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:42 pm

Afro Lint wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Hey happy birthday!! You're 23, just like me! I feel old too, but what the heck, I'm not 32 rite?

Neither are you. Chill out.

But you're dying of throat cancer.

I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.

Anonymous · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:41 pm

Grim Birthday!

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