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Thy Serpent
 Post subject: Manowar Condoms !!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:05 pm 
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=86941

I love this line. "Now you can not only say 'Fuck the world,' you can do it as well." The comments are fucking hilarious too. Made my day. :lol:
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Thomas
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:17 pm 
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the manowar shield haha
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Adveser
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That's just sad

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Dago
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Thats why i hate Manowar.
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Astaroth
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dumbest thing ever... They should have made them possible to get with a picture of the barbarian on it, wargh!.. mighty brave battle penis, cuz it seems rather pointless that anybody would want them elsewise

I would like to see a Cannibal Corpse necro condom tasting and smelling of rot and decay, though. That would be rather metal, krieg n' stuff.
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Tompa
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I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)
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Eternal Idol
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If you don't think fucking the world with a Manowar condom is funny, you have no sense of humour.

Most of you don't have one, though.
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heatseeker
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It's clearly a joke...I thought it was funny :lol:
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Cara
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That is hilarious. I can now only have sex with someone unless they have that condom.
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Nicodemus
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I'm buying a shitload of condoms
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Dago
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Well of course it's a joke. Manowar is a joke-band in the first place so...But didnt make me laugh really.
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Delboy(cro)
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hahahahha

*heavy slow riff*

F*** WITH POWER!!!!!
the SWORD OF MIGHT YOU SHALL WIELD
but NEVER USE IT WITHOUT
the MANOWAR SHIEEEEELD!!!!!!!!!
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ganeshaRules
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Dedicated to the posers that don't find it funny:

What you really need are NANOwar condoms.

:lol:
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Thomas
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haha of course...they are awesome :lol:
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showmaster
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they look too normal. It should be written on them something like power of steel or something like that
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Radagast
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Tompa wrote:
I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)

Blaze condoms - "As Hard as it Gets" (their live album is "As Live as it Gets")

Equal parts :rolleyes: and :lol:
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showmaster
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Radagast wrote:
Tompa wrote:
I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)

Blaze condoms - "As Hard as it Gets" (their live album is "As Live as it Gets")

Equal parts :rolleyes: and :lol:


and on Kiss condoms stands "Lick it up" (I just made that up, but it's funny :D :lol: )
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hellraiser_xes
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This is funny.

The fans a pretty freaky to an extent. But I got a lot of respect for the blind guy.
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