Ten things to do before you die

Dago · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:39 pm

Anyways my 10 things would be:

1.Smash down a disco
2.Learn to play the clarinet (for my experimental death metal band)
3.Kill my wife with a crowbar because she cheated on me
4.Going fishing with my dad (again)
5.Buy a house in Las Vegas
6.Take a shit in a church
7.Get lots of tatoos and a huge scar on my face and scare little children
8.Not become homeless
9.Teach my son what real metal is
10.Possibly die by drowning

Radagast · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:00 pm

Dago wrote:

3.Kill my wife with a crowbar because she cheated on me

noodles · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:34 pm

Cara wrote:

8. Have a threesome

wat

Cara · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:21 am

Karmakosmonaut wrote:

Cara wrote:

1. Become a pediatrician
2. Have 2 children and a hot husband
3. Travel to europe
4. Bone numerous attractive european men
5. See tons and tons of concerts
6. Become a rockstar
7. Have my own fragrance
8. Have a threesome
9. Get a better body
10. Model? haaa.

Why am I not in that list.

And by boning numberous attractive european men, I mean just you baby. :wub:

noodles wrote:

Cara wrote:

8. Have a threesome

wat

Yep.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:55 am

Cara wrote:

And by boning numberous attractive european men, I mean just you baby. :wub:

Wat.

Thomas · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:07 am

1. posess john petruccis soul and take his powers
2. become a drummer
3. Win the World powerlifting championship without the suits
4. get a family ad all that crap
5. start an aaawesome band
6. make incredible music
7. Drive-by shooting
8. Pwn Jose Mourinho in some debate
9. become a heroin addict when im 90
10. Die by drwoning iiiiin......... TITS!

noodles · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:42 am

Cara wrote:

noodles wrote:

Cara wrote:

8. Have a threesome

wat

Yep.

that takes away like 1/2 the fun

hellraiser_xes · **Posted:** Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:26 pm

Radagast wrote:

Zad wrote:

5. A kid with a woman I love and who loves me

That's totally Power Metal, dude :lol:

1. Travel the world
2. Watch Maiden live
3. Record an album (more would be better)
4. Open for local legends, Sil Khannaz
5. Get tattooed
6. Buy my dad his dream car, a Benz
7. Get a pretty decent job
8. Grow my hair as long as I want (this depends on the decent job)
9. Marry the woman I love
10. Successfully convince my wife there's no need for kids. They stink.

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:00 pm

8. Break a wooden chair over someone (anyone)

EdgeOfForever · **Posted:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:45 pm

In no particular order:

1. Learn atleast one more language
2. Break someone's nose
3. See Bruce Springsteen live (I'm going to see him on the 4th of July, so this one isn't really necessary because I most likely wont die before that. Knock on wood.)
4. Learn to play an instrument, preferably the saxophone
5. Play Metal Gear Solid 4
6. Come up with 4 more things to do before I die

and number 10

Legacy Of The Night wrote:

10. Go out in a blaze of fucking glory

Mike · **Posted:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:29 pm

#1) Finally finish my degree + secure better job in the field
#2) Buy a home out in the Rocky Mountains (Colorado/Wyoming area)
#3) Visit Europe and all the Nordic countries. OFTEN
#4) Definitely learn a new language or two.
#5) Visit every NFL stadium + the NFL Hall of Fame

I'll figure out the other 5 soon. :mellow:

Radagast · **Posted:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:16 pm

Guys, I've got some really bad news. EdgeOfForever's mum PM'd me. He died in a freak yachting accident earlier today. :sad:

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:01 am

Holy shit that sucks. :sad:

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:27 am

At least he went out in a blaze of fucking glory.

heatseeker · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:04 am

Jeez

Faffel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:07 am

itt not-metal 17 year old attention whore flirts and takes over an otherwise good thread

1. Travel the world, preferably hitting all the metal hotspots and partake in some badass concerts and blatant overindulgence.

2. Hallucinogens.

3. Find an intelligent woman who I don't want to punch in the crotch for any number of reasons.

4. Become proficient at a musical instrument.

5. Learn languages.

6. Become a badass muscleman.

7. Finally grow true, long metal hair instead of having a 'fro/short hair constantly.

8. Finally be content with existence.

9. Become a great chef.

And, last, but certainly not least.

10. Witness the nuclear apocalypse and live through the effects of the fallout. Just for curiosity's sake.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:18 am

Faffel wrote:

itt not-metal 17 year old attention whore flirts and takes over an otherwise good thread

I like how all the manly men are threatened by a hot young girl. Make peace with yourself, Bennett.

Quote:

2. Hallucinogens.

3. Find an intelligent woman who I don't want to punch in the crotch for any number of reasons.

Yeah, something tells me you'll need the former. Twat.

Faffel · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:19 am

Annoyed, not threatened.

Karmakosmonaut · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:21 am

Faffel wrote:

itt not-metal 17 year old attention whore flirts and takes over an otherwise good thread

Try not to be jealous.

TheOctavarius · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:07 am

1. Perform rim job tactics on a biatch.

2. Learn how to play guitar.

3. Start a wonky grindcore band.

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