The "Nice Guy" Curse

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:55 am

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:17 am

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

showmaster · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:39 am

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:05 pm

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Pasqua · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:43 pm

Nothing that I haven't heard or read in the Mystery Method book.

Dago · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:01 pm

Good now i have the excuse to be a completely disgusting guy.

showmaster · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:36 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Yes! I've told him the same thing and asked him why. He said something about diseases and that he doesn't wants to have "whos-baby-is-it" scene.

Faffel · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:06 am

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I never understood people who are okay with five different guys fucking their girlfriend. Enjoy your cuckoldery.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:08 pm

Faffel wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I never understood people who are okay with five different guys fucking their girlfriend. Enjoy your cuckoldery.

Those are the "nice guys" this article is referring to.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:02 pm

Seinfeld26 wrote:

Faffel wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I never understood people who are okay with five different guys fucking their girlfriend. Enjoy your cuckoldery.

Those are the "nice guys" this article is referring to.

I never understood people who consider dating a MILF to be an actual relationship.

Faffel · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:29 pm

Because girls who are our age are immature, flighty, emotionally confused, unreliable cheating whores with the brain of a crushed maggot.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:53 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Seinfeld26 wrote:

Faffel wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

showmaster wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

FrigidSymphony wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

hellraiser_xes wrote:

Interesting article. But I don't think it best describes all women. Maybe it's applicable to the younger girls, when they're still rebellious and adventurous. As for the older gang, they'd probably prefer someone more gentle and stable/predictable.

So Pete, since you're a dick, I guess you won't be scoring with the MILFs. I will!! Now, where's my office milf bitch.......

I love MILFs more than anything in the world haha, they rule!

My mate's 18 and his hot as hell girlfriend is 32. He's something of a legend 'round these parts.

My singer is 20 and his girlfriend is 40. She's got a kid my age :ph34r:

Sweet. Well I rang my mate to come out and he's like "Nah, it's my bird's kid's birthday today" so I just gave him the playa holla and left.

One friend of mine had a girlfriend and she was like 30 - 35 and he was talking bout what perverse stuff they do all the time, until he realized she was a nymfo and that she had like 5 other guys beside him screwing all the time, so he broke up with her.

...And he split up with her?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I never understood people who are okay with five different guys fucking their girlfriend. Enjoy your cuckoldery.

Those are the "nice guys" this article is referring to.

I never understood people who consider dating a MILF to be an actual relationship.

There are a lot of guys who will basically worship any girl who feeds them a few crumbs (regardless of how loose or seriously interested she is).

Faffel · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:12 pm

I guess it depends on the type of the relationship with said MILF.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:53 pm

Yeah. Personally I hate relationships of any kind. So, if I have a girlfriend it's 'cuz I'm being gay and think I'm in love or something.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:58 pm

I have yet to see a MILF. I doubt I ever will. :ph34r:

Wintermute · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:29 am

I might suffer from this curse. I've remedied it by ceasing to care for the most part. The results it yields are not great. But, uh, oh well.

Seinfeld26 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:38 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Yeah. Personally I hate relationships of any kind. So, if I have a girlfriend it's 'cuz I'm being gay and think I'm in love or something.

Ross: Y’know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she (Emily) ’d actually show up?

Rachel: No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love.

Ross: Same difference.

Faffel · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:13 pm

Haha. Who knew me and M_B would be alike in matters of the heart. D'aww.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:49 pm

Aaaw Faffel... :wub:

Radagast · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:45 pm

My girlfriend likes me because I'm a nice guy.

Uhh, yeah, and uh cause I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus *FLEXES*
:unsure:

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