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Speedyjx · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:15 pm

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Ready salted crisps are good in cheese sandwiches. Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Not as good as salt n vinegar. Or those Black Pepper kettle chip things.

You're right Mr Rice, it's a plain ol podaydo chip. And we call them chips rather than fries because we invented the art of frying other things, like fish, or chocolate bars, and to call just chips 'fries' would confuse Scottish people. Look it up, it was a government bill in the eighties.

You mean there are other food stuffs out there that have not been fried? MADNESS!!! All hail the deep fried pizza!

In seriousness, anyone who watches a food program and presumes it to be law for the entire nation needs to get out more. While it is a serious issue, it only really applies to the major inner city areas, and not just in Britain.

And Kettle Chips are the best crisps EVAR :wub:

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Azrael · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:56 pm

ok admittedly i exaggerated. but it's still worrying that someone can confuse leeks with potatoes, and immediately afterwards asparagus with leeks. dunno, it's like when you watch who wants to be a millionaire and the contestant doesn't know what 2^2 is, you know, it's sad to know that there are people like that, even if they're a tiny tiny minority.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:13 am

I have no money, and none of the aforementioned stuff I wanted, I just payed off my debts and had a few wild nights now it's all gone. Fucking FUCK.

Plus I lost my locker key in work, and I have to wait 'til tommorow to go up and get a spare one, I had to leave my bike there and walk a mile and a half home because the lock key was in there along with my phone and some other shizzle. Fuuuuuuck.

I'm not happy.

heatseeker · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:50 am

rio wrote:

Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Did you seriously just call potato chips pretentious?

Also BRITISH FOOD FUCKING SUCKS. I went to England for two weeks a few years ago and it was the worst shit ever. It was like heaven when my mom cooked a fucking pasta dish in our little cottage thing. I don't know you guys tolerate that shit, although I guess you're probably used to it.

I've also been to Italy and I would say that they have the best food of any place I've been to. A shitty restaurant there was like decent/pretty good Italian restaurant here.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:23 am

heatseeker wrote:

rio wrote:

Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Did you seriously just call potato chips pretentious?

Also BRITISH FOOD FUCKING SUCKS. I went to England for two weeks a few years ago and it was the worst shit ever. It was like heaven when my mom cooked a fucking pasta dish in our little cottage thing. I don't know you guys tolerate that shit, although I guess you're probably used to it.

I've also been to Italy and I would say that they have the best food of any place I've been to. A shitty restaurant there was like decent/pretty good Italian restaurant here.

We conquered half of Europe before we had the potato, and half the world when we had it. Do not disrespect. Anyways, at least we have a national food, Mr American.

ENGLISH WEATHER FUCKING SUCKS. Another shitty, humid/about to rain shit grey-skied pisshead of a bastard arsetwat. And I have to go and rummage about in the archive. Cock piss partridge.

Thomas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:57 am

just don't somplain about your weather:P We have over 300 rainy days pr. year.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:27 pm

British food might suck, but then again you Americans don't have pints of beer you pussies.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:44 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

British food might suck, but then again you Americans don't have pints of beer you pussies.

That's why we import Guiness.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:53 pm

traptunderice wrote:

Guiness.

You could at least spell it correctly.

@ metal_xxx - yeah, but you get some wonderful scenery in your country. What do we get, the Yorkshire Dales. Big shitting deal.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:16 pm

traptunderice wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

British food might suck, but then again you Americans don't have pints of beer you pussies.

That's why we import Guiness.

Or PINTS of 'Guiness'. I love that stuff, but I love it more from a pump into a pint glass. PINT. PIIINNNT.

Thomas · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:47 pm

What the hell is so good with american food anyway? The McDonalds sucked ass.

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:49 pm

Women over a certain age who dye their hair and wear too much make-up. Can we has euthanasia?

rio · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:11 pm

heatseeker wrote:

rio wrote:

Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Did you seriously just call potato chips pretentious?

No, I seriously didn't.

I called some crappy nu flavours pretentious. e.g.

"Gently Infused Lime and Thai Spices" flavour

"Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper" flavour (ie ready salted)

"Vintage Cheddar and Red Onion" flavour (ie Cheese and onion)

traptunderice · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:14 pm

metal_xxx wrote:

What the hell is so good with american food anyway? The McDonalds sucked ass.

Obviously you've never had Taco Bell and all its majesty.

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:25 pm

rio wrote:

heatseeker wrote:

rio wrote:

Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Did you seriously just call potato chips pretentious?

No, I seriously didn't.

I called some crappy nu flavours pretentious. e.g.

"Gently Infused Lime and Thai Spices" flavour

"Sea Salt and Cracked Black Pepper" flavour (ie ready salted)

"Vintage Cheddar and Red Onion" flavour (ie Cheese and onion)

i have to agree there. also instead of regular vinegar some of them have balsamic vinegar.
the walkers sensations are quite good though, and manage to be a bit different without being all pretentious. their thai chilly something and pepper+cream cheese flavours rule.

Mintrude · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:01 pm

lolcats

NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY. ANYMORE.

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:33 pm

rio wrote:

Ready salted crisps are good in cheese sandwiches. Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Dude:
Walker's Taste Sensation Thai Sweet Chili crisps.

There about as kvlt as Fall Out Boy but man are they awesome.

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:38 pm

Oh yeah, hatred.

People that get in my fucking way and things that fucking slow me down.

-Idiots that decide to suddenly stop walking right in the middle of the street
-People that need to have three seperate goes at the ATM to check their balance, get some money then print a receipt.
-People that need to have a 20 minute conversation with the bus driver before getting a ticket. "Do you go here? What about here? What bus goes there then" JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN I'M LATE FOR WORK!
-On a related note, old people that stand waiting for 15 minutes to ride the bus to the very next stop instead of taking the 5 minute walk just because it's free

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:40 pm

people in the underground that just stand on the escalator. FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ON THE RIGHT, MOVE ON THE LEFT! no, i don't care if you're a couple, you can't block the fucking escalator. fucking hell, get bent.

Dago · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:40 pm

Shove an umbrella up their ass, that's what my friend did... It worked!

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