Michael Phelps

rio · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:04 pm

Utterly amazed at the UK being third in the medal rankings. WTF since when were we actually capable of anything....

Speedyjx · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:51 pm

Becuase we pwn most of the cycling events.

rio · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:53 pm

Yes, and we have an aptitude for boring things involving boats, as well.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:26 pm

metalNESS wrote:

Michael Phelps is amazing. Also, no roids (they test for that sort of thing).

And I love the Olympics and watch them every year. No "pretending."

me 2

... except, i only watch it every 4th years.

To call the Olumpics modern nationalism is rather stupid. Sure thing, I want to see my country take some medals and be proud of my country, but that is hardly nationalism. I'm equaly happy when a guy breaks the worldrecord from another country. However, the swimming contents are not my favourite. I like atletic and gymnastic the most, despite there's hardly any competitors from my country.

Sometimes there's mastubation contest in my country with various deciplins, such as most orgasm and most hours matubation. So if the olympics are ever held in Denmark I hope this particular sport will get introduced.

Azrael · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:57 pm

what about Usain Bolt? he broke the 100 metre record seemingly without even trying (imagine what he could've done if he had pushed himself all the way), now he broke Michael Johnson's 200m record. clearly he and Phelps are the stars of these olympics.

Portugal's being very disapponting. long jump world champion (i think) Naide Gomes didn't even reach the final, Telma Monteiro disappointed in Judo and Francis Obikwelu, silver medal in Athens, also didn't make the final. they claim lack of support and may have a point (they don't have anywhere near as much support as, say, the americans), but it's no excuse when in previous olympics we did better with less support and this year countries like Togo already have us beat in medals.

too many portuguese athletes seemed content merely with being in the olympics. i mean, it's something to be proud of, but it doesn't end there.

Astaroth · **Posted:** Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:14 pm

Azrael wrote:

what about Usain Bolt? he broke the 100 metre record seemingly without even trying (imagine what he could've done if he had pushed himself all the way), now he broke Michael Johnson's 200m record. clearly he and Phelps are the stars of these olympics.

Yeah, I was very excited when I watched him breaking the 100 metre record. It just annoys me alot that he slowed down a bit on the last 20-30 meter or so - just imaging what the record would be if he had given himself 100% all the way like he did on the 200 metre run. Actually, I'm very suprised that he was that fast on the 200 metre, cuz they all ran about 20.5+ in the qualifications for the final

Karmakosmonaut · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:37 am

Yeah. I thought it to be pretentious and stupid.

Azrael · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:45 am

do you think he could've got it under 9 seconds? is it impossible? :ph34r:

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:16 am

Phelps must be good. Howard Stern dedicated over 30 minutes to him. Sure the 30 minutes were full of jokes about him, but still to get some air time on Howard must be good.

I love Howard Stern.

flying_guitars · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:51 pm

EdgeOfForever wrote:

Average daily meals:

Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise.
A five-egg omelet.
A bowl of grits.
Three slices of French toast with powdered sugar.
Three chocolate pancakes.
Two cups of coffee.

Lunch: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Two large ham, cheese, and mayo sandwiches on white bread.
Energy drinks.

Dinner: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Six to eight pizza slices (basically, a whole pizza!).
Energy drinks.

Give me a break , he eats all that, breaks world records while maintaining a 4/5 percent body fats ratio throughout the swim meet......

eat all that and his belly would be bigger than " FAT BASTARD" From Goldmember ...eat a fuckin whole pizza then go swim a world record.....give me a break ...stop reading news paper thinking that this is fact.....

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

flying_guitars wrote:

EdgeOfForever wrote:

Average daily meals:

Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise.
A five-egg omelet.
A bowl of grits.
Three slices of French toast with powdered sugar.
Three chocolate pancakes.
Two cups of coffee.

Lunch: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Two large ham, cheese, and mayo sandwiches on white bread.
Energy drinks.

Dinner: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Six to eight pizza slices (basically, a whole pizza!).
Energy drinks.

Give me a break , he eats all that, breaks world records while maintaining a 4/5 percent body fats ratio throughout the swim meet......

eat all that and his belly would be bigger than " FAT BASTRARD" From Goldmember ...eat a fuckin whole pizza then go swim a world record.....give me a break ...stop reading news paper thinking that this is fact.....

Actually he said that on television. You seem to forget he needs to train for hours a day, and swimming is one of the only sports where you train almost every muscle in your body. The only thing i don't really find healthy are all the eggs.

flying_guitars · **Posted:** Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:24 pm

Fingon wrote:

flying_guitars wrote:

EdgeOfForever wrote:

Average daily meals:

Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise.
A five-egg omelet.
A bowl of grits.
Three slices of French toast with powdered sugar.
Three chocolate pancakes.
Two cups of coffee.

Lunch: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Two large ham, cheese, and mayo sandwiches on white bread.
Energy drinks.

Dinner: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Six to eight pizza slices (basically, a whole pizza!).
Energy drinks.

Give me a break , he eats all that, breaks world records while maintaining a 4/5 percent body fats ratio throughout the swim meet......

eat all that and his belly would be bigger than " FAT BASTRARD" From Goldmember ...eat a fuckin whole pizza then go swim a world record.....give me a break ...stop reading news paper thinking that this is fact.....

Actually he said that on television. You seem to forget he needs to train for hours a day, and swimming is one of the only sports where you train almost every muscle in your body. The only thing i don't really find healthy are all the eggs.

Marion Jones was tested in 2000 at Sydney and her results came back negative...till some time later she was exposed as a cheat..

People lets not kid ourselves, all these guys and gals are on something....and Phelps could be one of them

Ness · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:27 pm

How come people can't admit that sometimes there are just good athletes out there?

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

metalNESS wrote:

How come people can't admit that sometimes there are just good athletes out there?

Indeed, a lot of them deserve great respect.

On a sidenote: Belgium just got it's first gold medal, Tia Hellebaut won in th High Jump for women! :dio:

The look on her opponent (Vlasic) was great! :lol:

Azrael · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:43 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PVe6Bt9iag

this video clearly proves that the "michael phelps super diet" is a crock of shit :lol:

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:58 am

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traptunderice · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:34 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrURqFl0JUg

2 min. mark

noodles · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:23 am

Fingon wrote:

flying_guitars wrote:

EdgeOfForever wrote:

Average daily meals:

Breakfast: Three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise.
A five-egg omelet.
A bowl of grits.
Three slices of French toast with powdered sugar.
Three chocolate pancakes.
Two cups of coffee.

Lunch: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Two large ham, cheese, and mayo sandwiches on white bread.
Energy drinks.

Dinner: A pound of pasta with tomato sauce.
Six to eight pizza slices (basically, a whole pizza!).
Energy drinks.

Give me a break , he eats all that, breaks world records while maintaining a 4/5 percent body fats ratio throughout the swim meet......

eat all that and his belly would be bigger than " FAT BASTRARD" From Goldmember ...eat a fuckin whole pizza then go swim a world record.....give me a break ...stop reading news paper thinking that this is fact.....

Actually he said that on television. You seem to forget he needs to train for hours a day, and swimming is one of the only sports where you train almost every muscle in your body. The only thing i don't really find healthy are all the eggs.

yeah, i'd imagine that if being an athlete is your job you'd burn shitloads of calories

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:34 pm

anyone watching the closing ceremony? amazing, loved the "tower of memory". godawful music after that though.

Goat · **Posted:** Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:40 am

It's a GIF:

http://i33.tinypic.com/20to1af.jpg

:lol:

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