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Oh come on. Even if they are drunk?

Even then. Being around drunk people when you're sober is horrible. And that's coming from a high-functioning alcoholic!

Even if they are as drunk as you?

Well, I don't tell stories of hotels where me and my firends will never more allowed to rent (for things that happened ten years ago) or stories about some bars, pubs with drunken bitches, punk friends nude diving and head hitting bouies, and similar stuff, because I'm a responsable fourty years old family man, and that are things of my glorious past that deserve to be buried by the dust.

This makes my life sound boring.

Hopefully, college will produce some fun stories...

We made the same guy who actually fucked a sex doll , which we caught on tape (AFV for the win!), make out with a 50-yearold on a country-festival. That was funny...

Bah, it's really nothing to be proud of :p. But you're still the first person since my story took place like one year ago (even though I'm pretty sure drinking tobacco ash accidentaly is a quite common thing). Anyway, I was drinking beer alone in my appartment one night and when I was about halfway through being drunk as fuck I absolutely needed to take a piss, but there was someone in the bathroom (I used to live in a place with only one bathroom in the block). So I decided to try and piss in a bottle of beer (just like in south park). The thing is there were so many bottles of beer in my room that I forgot wich one I took a piss in and I accidentaly took a swallow later, just imagine, drinking your own piss mixed with flat beer and cigarette ash. I immediatly puked on the floor, this was the most disgusting thing I ever drank, damn, just thinking about it makes me want to puke again. I know, interesting story huh.

You live in an apartment block with shard bathrooms? Like Kirk Van Houten?

Kirk - "The other day, I drank a beer in the bathroom!"
Homer - "You mean the one down the hall?"
Kirk - "Yeah"

fucking hell. i can only pray something like that never happens to me.

While I was with my school excursion In Prague, we stopped in Bratislava for an hour and told us just to take a short walk. My and few friends from school went to drink! (we decided that each of us will drink 3 bottles of each brand of beer there is to buy in Croatia, Hungary, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Austria. But we were buying lots of beer on each gas station we stopped, so we left the bus "fueled") So we went to a bar and kept out word, we were drinking our asses of. And then we got really drunk, but it was time to go to bus. We were walking for a quite a long time and then one guy asks "where the fuck are we?" I said "just follow the street we shall reach the Danube and bud was parked somewhere there" after a while we realized we have no clue where are we. But thank got all Slavic languages are alike so we could ask for a direction. But there is one problem... it's hard to ask person to show you directions if you don't know where are you going. And one of us remembered that the bus was parked in front of national museum, so we were asking people for directions, but everyone gave us different directions. Somehow we finally reached the Danube and walked near him towards the museum. After a while we finally reached the bus and the whole bus was fucking angry at us; they were furious. Later it turned out that they were waiting for us for over 3 hrs.

EDIT: I have pictures from that journey


goofing around in front of national museum before we got lost (moment after we left the bus)


Hangover himself

Hey nice story dude! Reminds me of that one time when I was on an internet metal forum and then I got banned for making fun of a burned women. T'was quite an adventure. T'was back in the day when I was a psychotic depressive alcoholic drug user, but now I'm back and I underwent a therapy you can definitly see the changes it made me accomplish just take a look at this picture I took this morning (ignore the middle finger)! See the smile?



Cheers everyone!