Metal Reviews

So if anyone lives in Chicago, they need to go to this restaurant immediately. Sandwiches named after Pig Destroyer, Neurosis, Dark Throne and your standards like Iron Maiden, Priest, Metallica.

http://www.kumas-corner.com/food.html

I really want to know what it is like there. Are normal people, like old women and business men, ordering the Slayer burger without a clue who Slayer is? Saying"'can I get that burger cooked rare. I really love when the blood rains down onto my hands as I'm eating a slab of meat."

Are there just tons of metal heads getting drunk and eating burgers? If I wear a High on Fire shirt do I get a discount on the High on Fire burger? America is generally anti-metal imo so I just want to see what this place is like and people's reaction to it.

this is so awesome i can hardly understand how awesome it is. i'd stop being a vegetarian to eat the YOB burger

I'd go for the Metallica burger. I love bleu cheese. They seem to be like gourmet burgers for the most part. There are not a lot of straight death metal bands on the menu, just grindcore.

The Nachtmystium burger.


Edit: @Noodles, they have garden burgers. Don't know what those taste like though.

This looks soooo good. And fucking awesome. I swear I will go there if I go to Chicago someday.

looks awesome.

i've travelled around and Chicago is by far the best city i've been to for good eating, in quantity, quality and variety. generally awesome city.

Chicago is my favorite city (that I've been to). I must go here next time I'm there.

This reminds me of ordering off a kid's menu and the meals are all called like "The Superman" or "The Spider-Man." I remember every time they had one called "The Ninja Turtle" I wanted to order it because of what it was called but it was something I didn't like. I could imagine going to this place and the only burger I'd like is like "The Lump Bizkit" or something.