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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:22 pm 
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You sir, deserve the "Most awesome Sig" award.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:09 pm 
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I think my visits around here have been a little too sporadic, for me to have a qualified opinion on 90% of the newer posters. Plus I'm an apathetic hipster/man of principles etc etc kind of guy.

I can however dedicate the "The 'Aww, We Miss You' Award for Ex-Posters " to lizardtail. In part for classic posts like this one:

in DsO - Si Monvmentvm.. thread lizardtail wrote:
I have read that some believe this to be the greatest black metal album ever pressed. I agree, and if I may I'd like to take this accolade a step further; the greatest album of all time. Nay, the very pinnacle of achievement of all humanity's strife and inspiration and surely the event that will prove our artistic, spiritual and philosophical worth on a universal scale. Soon shall we be embraced by the gods of the heavens, my brethren; Deathspell Omega shall stand in the sublime queue before the classical greats - Jesus will bear his cross and kneel in reverence to these majestic poets, and the many-tiered pantheon of the gods will maintain a hushed silence for the first time in their extraordinary history. Chuck Norris will have combed his beard out of respect.

Now come, my friends, let us board their vast dreadnaught and travel to the stars, and in so doing shall we present a living memorial to Satan, true creator of the alpha and omega! The render of firmament! Thee Carnal Malefactor without whose reckoning we would not be fit to bear the burden of the merest gust of wind.. and yet shall Deathspell Omega stand greater still, chanting their words of timeless wisdom, rewriting their heathen commandments with ones of true freedom. Heed their call for once they are gone, should even immortals expire, then shall we be damned to live in intellectual poverty and the debauchery of mean talent. FOR NOW LET US HAIL SATANIC BLACK METAL!

79/100

:lol: :dio: :lol:


In part just for being a cool guy who knew his way around the realm of fine musicks.


By the way: What on earth is wrong with drinking and womanising to the beat of Kreator?! Sounds like a jolly ol' time to me...


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:53 pm 
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I can't seem to do this list thing.


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EisenFaust wrote:
By the way: What on earth is wrong with drinking and womanising to the beat of Kreator?! Sounds like a jolly ol' time to me...
The blatant sexism and thinking that bragging about the aforementioned activities negates the jolliness.


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AngelRipper16, you've been called out.


:unsure: ehh... where?


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Come on, get your votes in!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:04 pm 
I guess this is the day Zad posts the results of this. :)


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:54 pm 
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Seinfeld26 wrote:
I guess this is the day Zad posts the results of this. :)


WHEN WHEN WHEN!!!?????


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:00 pm 
metalNESS wrote:
Seinfeld26 wrote:
I guess this is the day Zad posts the results of this. :)


WHEN WHEN WHEN!!!?????


He's probably working on'em as we speak.


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Seinfeld26 wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Seinfeld26 wrote:
I guess this is the day Zad posts the results of this. :)


WHEN WHEN WHEN!!!?????


He's probably working on'em as we speak.


Whatta you know... they're up.


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