Metal Reviews

The Best Overall Forumite Championship Gold Cup
1. Grand Belial's Tea
2. Noodles
3. The Voice, Rio, BrahmK, MetalNESS

The Worst Overall Forumite Cheap Plastic Bucket
1. Wsx26
2. TheMetalWarrior316
3. cry of the banshee, FrigidSymphony

Guardian Of Metal Award (Prog/Power/Heavy)
1. MetalNESS (landslide)
2. The_Voice
3. Clint-metalcdratings, Radagast

Guardian Of Metal Award (Black/Thrash/Death)
1. Dago/BrahmK (joint)
2. Grand Belial's Tea
3. DevotedWalnut, Holy Terror

The Ultimate Doomlord Award
1. Adam
2. Noodles
3. -

The Poser Prize (sponsored by Nickleback)
1. FrigidSymphony (landslide)
2. Noodles
3. Holy Terror, cry of the banshee

Best New Poster Award
1. Skeksis/TheOctavarius (joint)
2. Esiel
3. Ichneumon, Speedyjx, Nicodemus

Worst New Poster Award
1. TheMetalWarrior316
2. AngelRipper16
3. -

Best Veteran Poster Award
1. Grand Belial's Tea/Rio (joint)
2. BrahmK
3. Eternal Idol, Cara, Astaroth

Worst Veteran Poster Award
1. Eyesore
2. -
3. Showmaster, OldSchool, Frigidsymphony

Best Username Award
1. Grand Belial's Tea
2. DevotedWalnut
3. Karmakosmonaut, Carnifex_Umbris, crast


Worst Username Award
1. 5/3///
2. Cara
3. Clint-metalcdratings, Jon, Noodles

The Axl Rose Friendliest Poster Award
1. Seinfeld26
2. Azrael
3. Following The Reaper, BrahmK, Adam

The Barney Greenway Most Hostile Poster Award
1. cry of the banshee
2. Grand Belial's Tea
3. Holy Terror, FrigidSymphony, TheMetalWarrior316

Best Debater Trophy
1. Rio (landslide)
2. Traptunderice
3. cry of the banshee

Worst Debater Trophy
1. TheMetalWarrior316 (landslide)
2. cry of the banshee
3. Noodles

Funniest Poster Award
1. Noodles
2. Tlaloc
3. TheSilentMan, Radagast, Kathaarian

Most Serious Poster Award
1. cry of the banshee / adveser (joint)
2. -
3. Adam, Devoted Walnut, The_Voice

The 'Aww, We Miss You' Award for Ex-Posters
1. Radagast
2. Tlaloc
3. Eyesore, Stefan, Dylan

The ‘Cheer The Hell Up, You Miserable Bastard’ Prize
1. Grand Belial's Tea
2. cry of the banshee
3. metalxxx, FrigidSymphony, Karmakosmonaut

The “I’d Pay To Sleep With Him/Her!” Award
1. Cara (massive landslide)
2. Kelsey
3. BrahmK, metalNESS, Karmakosmonaut

The “I’d Pay NOT To Sleep With Him/Her!” Award
1. Wsx26
2. -
3. Follow The Reaper, Mintrude, Dago, Grand Belial's Tea

Most Idiotic Moment On The Forum (sponsored by Faust)
1. Frigid admitting his Nickleback love
2. Any random post of TheMetalWarrior316
3. Wsx26's whole posting career, General 'I'm leaving' drama

Most Awesome Moment On The Forum (sponsored by Rob Halford)
1. Cara posting self-portraits
2. Everyone hating on FrigidSymphony for liking Nickleback
3. This poll, mass forum participation in anything

Ozzy’s Award for the Most Frequent Usage of Swear Words
1. cry of the banshee
2. Wsx26
3. -

Discuss, mock, etc at your leisure. About 1/10 of the forum voted in all. I was offered zero bribes to change the results, amazingly.

HAHAHA!! This is to funny.

FYI... Brahm should've won "I'd pay to sleep with him/her."

That's it, Dago, Goat, Mint and I are gonna meet in the centre of our 4 locations around the world and have a big orgy...AND NO ONE ELSE IS INVITED!

Also, I thought I would be in the mix for the most miserable poster lolol.

Also I don't think anyone could be funnier than Tlaloc, no offence noodles Maybe people forgot him

The repeat of winners makes me feel like there aren't that many people that post.

Goddammit >.< I was expecting the poser stuff, but "worst poster"? Wtf.

Such is how things usually are in internet forums like this. Thousands of people register but only a few actively post. Many of the people who register either post not even once or they post spam and get their posts deleted before anybody even has a chance to read them.

Worst username? REALLY?
douchebags.
I like my name :(

But i'd like to thank the academy, my parents.. for giving me such a beautiful face, to those at MR who have given me a place to share my portraits of such aforementioned beautiful face.

Maybe I should set up a paypal account if that's how you all feel, we'll talk

i'm joking. If you send me money, i'll take it as a donation.

Really? Considering that 70% of your posts are about fucking your girlfriend >_>

HEY! I'm not miserable!

Not true -.-

Well, I'm sure I have win "the most dull, insipid, boring & forgettable poster" prize, because I didn't appear in any category.

Can Wsx26 not come? I think I could show him a good time.

I enjoy something about everybody here. If there was a knowledgeable old school metaler award, you'd def be a contender.

Yeah that's cool, just tell him to bring some beers and lube

Thanks, Cara ;)

If there was a knowledgeable old school metaler award, Holy Terror will be the man

Yeah, I couldn't NOT vote for you...

i would've voted on more stuff if voting had been public so i could be reminded of peoples' usernames. totally forgot about Tlaloc. thanks for doing stuff like this Zad! even though we're really bad at responding to it

This is Awesome! How could I have missed the voting entirely!? Grr.


"Most Awesome Moment On The Forum (sponsored by Rob Halford)
1. Cara posting self-portraits"
With all due respect.
Hell yeah.

I must say, I was pretty amazed to win Best Poster. Thanks to all ten or so voters, haha. It is appreciated.

And don't worry Ganesha, this is an elitist love-in just like last time. Hopefully next time things will be better, and more people will vote.

Otherwise, hope everyone's 2009 is better than their 2008s.