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hellraiser_xes
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-Missed Maiden and Priest on Mexico city.


Shoot yourself.
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The Good
- Got an awesome new job selling booze that I make a good amount of money doing.

- Lost some weight, down 4 pant sizes

The Bad
- My boss at my new job makes no sense and is convinced she does
- My new boss is a woman
- Got shafted by a dirty landlord and ended up moving in with a friend, lost 300 bucks I deserved back.
- My shreddies went soggy
- Friend I moved in with ended up being a huge asscrack, whole slew of bullshit goes down, a lesson for everyone who has ever wondered.. Living with 2 woman is not in any way awesome
- Fulltimers at my job getting all the hours near xmas time and making me poor whilst they just rake more money on top of their overpaid asses.
- Living in 3 fucking different places, the latest I had to move into over the last couple weeks, which made xmas annoying and not at all fun like it usually is

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- 2008 marked my 5th year with my GF. One of the worst things that can happen in a relationship happened this year, no she isn't dead and yes we are still together, I will not elaborate on it. I guess I dunno what the point of putting that there is then, but you know what? Fuck you.
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She's pregnant.
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She's pregnant.


I was thinking she cheated, but that would be my second guess.
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She's pregnant.


I was thinking she cheated, but that would be my second guess.


Definitely pregnant.
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Ness
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I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.
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I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.
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metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.
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metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.
It could just be the hormones.
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The Good:

-Really enjoying my school work and doing well
-Good social life, lots of great friends
-My family is awesome, everyone is in good health
-Saw both Maiden and Priest in the same summer
-Problems with mein esophagus which developed about a month ago seem to have been cured

The Bad:

-No steady girlfriend
-Feel like I've been losing touch with some friends
-Not playing guitar as much as I would like


The Ugly:

-Still haven't received promised golden shower from Ness.

All in all, a pretty awesome year.
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.


Dave Matthews Band: Tolerable
Wife pregnant: End of the world.

I can't imagine 9 months of no sex and then an additional 2 months for confinement. All for that stinkin' little twit that comes out of her vagina.

Haha! No offense to all the dads at MR :lol:
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who says you can't have sex while she's pregnant? :P
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who says you can't have sex while she's pregnant? :P


I'd rather not than to have my dick rub against the poor kid's head OR feel the shit up her ass.
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Ness
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The Ugly:

-Still haven't received promised golden shower from Ness.

All in all, a pretty awesome year.


Brace yourself. We're planning a trip to Canada... soon!
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hellraiser_xes wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.


Dave Matthews Band: Tolerable
Wife pregnant: End of the world.



Just add those 2 together, and then kill yourself.
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.


Dave Matthews Band: Tolerable
Wife pregnant: End of the world.



Just add those 2 together, and then kill yourself.


According to you guys, I can never have kids. :blink:
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hellraiser_xes
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DevotedWalnut wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.


Dave Matthews Band: Tolerable
Wife pregnant: End of the world.



Just add those 2 together, and then kill yourself.


Probably the best option :lol:
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metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I was thinking she started listening to The Dave Matthew's Band. That is the worst thing that can happen in a relationship.


That or getting pregnant.


No, I'd rather my wife be pregnant than listen to The Dave Matthew's Band.


What if she did both?

I'm sure for some people that would be the end of the relationship.


Dave Matthews Band: Tolerable
Wife pregnant: End of the world.



Just add those 2 together, and then kill yourself.


According to you guys, I can never have kids. :blink:


Just don't do it with The Dave Matthews Band on. The kid will be a retard if you do it like that.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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The Good:
-Learned to always watch your back and never trust anyone
-Learned to control my anger
-Carcass live

The Bad:
-Lost a lot of time doing nothing
-Drinking and smoking way too much

The Ugly
-Most people around me
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