Metal Reviews

...he's not actually retarded, but he is rather stupid and quite simple minded.

If you can't tell I am the Overkill quote and he is the Chem Trails guy.

Here it is:

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
death is near

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
look up chem trails

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pics and read bout it

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
HA
You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ull c

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ive seen them everyday

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
with my own eyes

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
thanks you are very deep

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
no

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
joke all u want

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
look it up u fuck

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
hows about no?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
im sorry

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
but it was a good try

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
how bout i come over ur house and beat ur skull in

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i give you full props

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
ha

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
come on over

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
full props for wut?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
for tellin u about sumthin thats actually happening?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
or u afraid of the truth?

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
no for telling me to look something up

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
im petrified

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
then look it up

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
and dude hold up

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
i dont thtink u know who ur talkin to

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i will not look it up

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
r u actualy invitein me to come fight u

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
i dont think u want that

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
because i could care less if its true ot not

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
come fight me

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
like dont act hard and then b pussy in person

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
im shakin in my boots

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ohhhhhh mannnn

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
im fuckin gunna kill u man

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
you are the one pickin the fight

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
over the internet

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
sooo cool

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ur dead...shut ur fagget mouth

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
yes your gunna fuckin kill me

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
where the fuck r u?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
no tlaky

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
no tlaky

(I dont know what no tlaky means, or why he said it twice)

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
where u at

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
im at home

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
wheres home

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
rubbing my large muscles

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
in excitement

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
lol

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i dont know if you caught that

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
bro

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
but i did 1000 push ups befor you messaged me

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
i will straight up drop u in 1 hit

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
yep cause your tuff

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
over the internet

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
no

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
im scared

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
im tough in real life

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pussy

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
you know how stupid you sound threatening me over msn?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
arent u that fuckin kid that i worked with at crazy horsE?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
the fucin dishwasher?

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
its like a big joke

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
um

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
no?

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
the crazy horse?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
who are u

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
horseshoe resort

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
anyways who r u

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
horseshoe?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
who r u

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i dont know what you are talking about

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pussy

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
yea

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
oh he called me a pussy

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
figures

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
hide urself

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
u know ill find u

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
its best u keep it that way

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
HA

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
you dont scare me

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
then wuts ur full name

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
you are probably some nerd who wants my name so you can hack my bank account or some shit

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
nerd

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
fuckin loser

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
get a life

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
dawg if u knew me

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
and stop pickin fights over msn, dawg

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
u know

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
its people like you that give humanity a bad name

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ur just a pussy who is scared to tell me who he is...so u say im a nerd tryin to hack u lol

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
ur sucha pussy

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
yeah LOLZ

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
thank u for proving my point

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
ok

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
hahaha

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
lol

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
bye

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
fuckin pusssyyyyyyy

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
fuckin retard

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
bye faggeetttt


(he said bye fagget haha like 50 more times, I deleted them to save some space)

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
oh you are hurting my feelings

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
byee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahah

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i think i will go cut myself now

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
byee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahah

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
please stop it

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
byee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahahbyee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahah

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pussy

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
yep

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
tough guy

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pussy

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
byee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahah

YYou get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
coem get it

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
wow what a loser

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
my names gabe g******

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
look me tha fuck up dawg

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
hello gabe g*******

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
yes hello pussy

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
i think you need to get a life, gabe dawg

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
come take my life

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
plz?

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
take it if u can?

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
instead of telling people you dont know how much you can beat them up

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
cause as much as you may think its cool

The hand of fate has slapped me, I am afraid. When Death comes out to play. says:
its really not, just so you know dawg

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:byee fagettttttttttttt hahahahahahahahahah

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
pussy

You get sick quick from a unknown Tail, rushed to the emergency room as your Lung fails, All along It was Them chem Trails says:
come get sum

END.

There is no hope for humanity, when people like this are aloud to walk the streets.

I'm not reading that. You should change the title of the thread to "long read, bring a snuggle partner b/c it takes so long to read."

Sorry about it being so long, but its really a good read.

It's a shame that people like him are aloud to use computers.

man you and your long-ass msn nicknames.

Ok, I'll bring Brahm over to read it tomorrow sometime.














...I'll seriously read it tomorrow.

Mine isn't that long, his is stupidly long though.

I'll edit it and bold the parts that you have to read.

Cool beans.

EDITED

Why'd you post this? I don't need your msn conversations to know people are retarded. We should all look this gabe goneau up though.

People have posted other msn conversations before, this one was just so...amazing. I had to share.

I looked up chem trails, what a crack of shit.

What the hell is chem trails? And why is an internet tough guy flexing his cyber muscles at you over it?

Chem trails is some internet conspiracy where people are saying that the US army is spraying chemicals into the air to control something or other. People are saying that they are doing this and it can kill us. I say people have too much time on their hands.

Why is he flexing his muscles? I don't know. He thinks he is cool because he was under house arrest at on point in his life. Yep, really cool.

We need to protect our bodily fluids.

Ok, so Gabe is trained in MMA and is going to ask around for me then he's going to kill me.

So if I don't post anymore, you know where I am.

With an 0-1 record. Just learn to use a chimera.

He's actually 0-2, lost his last fight by a rear naked choke.

You could have left out the long user names, bloody hell that was annoying to read.

Are you the person he thought he worked with?

ahahahaha.