Metal Reviews

610 bullets!! What a massacre... and it seems that Omerta is being practiced a lot in this town I'm totally clueless.

Way to go mafia.

We have to do better next time...
I don't understand why so few people voted and I'm very suspicious at Goat who's been active in the thread but did not vote...
What do you think?

Goat is on the verge of collapse at the moment due to feeling absolutely shit. I didn't want to vote for anyone without evidence, so I did nothing, although I wasn't thinking anything other than last night. Poor old Frigid.

Wow, that is tragic. Unfortunately I was taking a nap while all the killing took place so I wasn't able to vote.

Don't you dare throwing us another cookie as proof of your innocence...
You weren't there yesterday to protecy Frigid... Maybe because you and your mafia friends were plotting his killing...
Me and the boys will have our eyes on you from now on.

I'd show you a picture of me feeling sick, but I don't want pictures of myself looking sick on the internet just so DevotedWalnut can post them on 4chan. So here is a picture of a giraffe, as a metaphor.



Note that Frigid was killed by the mafia, so asking me to defend him is asking the impossible. Where were you, with your boys - mafia boys, I take it?

Me and the boys are not mafia...

I'd tell you who we are but I'm afraid that'll get us killed... All I can tell you is that we smell danger everytime we come near you.

Here's a metaphoric image as you seem to be enjoying these :



See what I mean you evil mofo?

Giraffes are traditionally used in some eastern cultures as symbols of innocence and purity. That monkey, however, is clearly the king of the jungle; he looks well pimp. His hands are black with guilt, his eyes as empty as his evil soul... just like yours!

It's a Borneo endangered species and as peaceful as can be... As we innocent are in this town...

You pointing the finger at me makes you even more suspicious lad!

And giraffes are innocent and pure? Who are you kidding there? They have horns and horns are EVIL!

Giraffes - tall, graceful, kindly, peaceful animals. They walk the path of light and harm no living creature. Renowned for their wisdom, it is well known that men go to them for comfort and advice in harsh times, for which the giraffes charge no fee and ask nothing in return.

Monkeys - shrieking, howing terrors, quite capable of ripping your face off with their bare hands. When they're not using their own shit as a missile, they sit and plot. They also have been known to steal babies from human habitations as food, and during the cold war the Soviets were known to train monkeys as Spacemen, equipped with dangerous laser cannons and molotov cocktails.

It's a well-known statistic that the only human being ever killed by a giraffe was during the Crimea War, when evil Russian forces prepared a magic potion that would cause whoever drunk it to explode in a nuclear detonation. A nearby giraffe saw this and was forced to kill the chief scientist to save millions of lives. It's equally as well known that monkeys have killed more humans than lions have, regularly sending out raiding parties in warships to terrify the innocent. That you even consider defending the foul monkey shows what sort of abomination you are.

Look at that giraffe and tell me it's peaceful :



On the other hand, my sweet nasique (dunno the name in english) is know to be a secret and peaceful monkey-like species. Only thing a nasique ever hurt was a fruit.

Poor Ganesha don't undestand nothing, you people speak in metaphors and parables that I can't understand... Our town is now a zoo? What all these animals mean?

That's the only metaphor poor Ganesha knows about animals, learned in church, the place where truth lies.

Pah, your photoshop skills impress me not, nor any honest human here. Besides, you can clearly see the red monkey, leader of the evil hordes, sitting in the background controlling my poor giraffe with his evil psychic powers.



You homophobes sicken me.

Nonsense all the way... You mafia will twist every truth our good lord ever made just to feel you're right.

Goddammit. This is some fucked up shit guys. I don't know if I'd be staying in town for long if we can't find out who the mafia is.

Mention of 'our good lord' = christian = probably catholic = mafia. I think I have just stumbled across real proof that Lucifer's Son is a bad, bad man.

Unless we're both innocent and this is all a mafia ploy to make us destroy ourselves by infighting. Curse this mafia plot and those who made it!

Our good lord = Siddhārtha Gautama = सम्यक्सम्बुद्धा = Buddha.
That queer little man nailed to his cross always seemed suspect to me...

So, the voting was a draw?

I guess that's what I get for not paying attention to the thread.

four different people got voted for once, so yeah, a draw.


The next morning, one of the townsfolk finds FrigidSymphony's body and discreetly drags it back to their house. Carefully, he begins plucking out the bullets one by one, sighing after each. "Six hundred and nine... six hundred and eight... six hundred and seven," he mutters to himself as he works.