Films watched recently... (CAUTION, SPOILERS)

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 8:50 pm

I loved Postal. So bad it was good.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 8:53 pm

Radagast wrote:

So far we've a wide selection including:
The Ninja Terminator - 2 Kung Fu films spliced into one. The hilrious part is one of them is in English and the other isn't, but they dub the voices on both of them anyway!
Primal Species - velociraptors for less than $10!
Shark in Venice - well it least it wasn't on a plane
Oversexed Rugsucker From Mars - bisexual rapist hoover. I wish I was kidding.
The Star Wars Holiday Special - please, make the pain stop, oh please. This felt like it lasted 6 hours
Troll 2 - sorry, Goblins 1.
The Tower - Die Hard without the bad guys! Paul Reiser vs an evil building
Tough and Deadly - Billy Blanks high-kicks a bunch of motherfuckers with Rowdy Roddy Piper tailing behind him the whole time strangling the shit out of anything that moves. If a fight hasn't borken out in a scene in this film that's because it's about to break out.
One Man Force - the best 80s cop movie ever

And a whole bunch of Uwe Fucking Boll. Including Postal. *shivers* Poooostal.

I gotta check out Tough and Deadly.
The China O'Brien movies are always good for a laugh, as was McBain. I love the part where he shoots the guy in the jet flying right next to them, without shattering the cockpit glass on either plane.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 11:42 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:

I loved Postal. So bad it was good.

The only Uwe Boll movie I've seen was Alone In The Dark, and it was so bad that I didn't even care enough to make fun of it. Those are the worst kinds of movies.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 11:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

:lol:

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 12:11 am

I'll keep an eye out for ya.

Yeah, see ya.

Thomas · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 12:19 am

cry of the banshee wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

:lol:

oh my god that was awesome

The_Voice · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 1:11 am

Radagast wrote:

So far we've a wide selection including:
The Ninja Terminator - 2 Kung Fu films spliced into one. The hilrious part is one of them is in English and the other isn't, but they dub the voices on both of them anyway!
Primal Species - velociraptors for less than $10!
Shark in Venice - well it least it wasn't on a plane
Oversexed Rugsucker From Mars - bisexual rapist hoover. I wish I was kidding.
The Star Wars Holiday Special - please, make the pain stop, oh please. This felt like it lasted 6 hours
Troll 2 - sorry, Goblins 1.
The Tower - Die Hard without the bad guys! Paul Reiser vs an evil building
Tough and Deadly - Billy Blanks high-kicks a bunch of motherfuckers with Rowdy Roddy Piper tailing behind him the whole time strangling the shit out of anything that moves. If a fight hasn't borken out in a scene in this film that's because it's about to break out.
One Man Force - the best 80s cop movie ever

And a whole bunch of Uwe Fucking Boll. Including Postal. *shivers* Poooostal.

Hahaha awesome some time ago a few friends an i were fixated with Troma movies, good times.

noodles · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 8:11 am

My Life Without Me - Pretty good.

Wendy and Lucy - Sad. I liked how simple it was and even though it was really slow, the 80 minutes passed by really quickly.

Tlaloc · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 8:11 am

Star Trek. Not bad, not bad. Nothing tops First Contact though. Oh, and that parent that brought the screaming, running, climbing toddler; I want to fucking kill you.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Only for diehard trekkies...

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

"Star Trekk II: The Wrath of Khan"
Ricardo Montalban's acting is sooooooo over the top ! :lol:

Yet, this is still my fav' Star Trek movie along with First Contact. :cool:

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

"Star Trek III: The Search for Spock"
Kind of slow paced with a clumsy storyline but still enjoyable.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"
A fun/family oriented Star Trek, I like it.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"
Worst of the all the Star Trek movies. Clumsy directing by Shatner, ridiculous plot, atrocious acting... Even Trekkies cannot possibly enjoy this one.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2009 12:05 am

You, Sir, are a massive nerd. I love The Shatner, but watching his old films all in a row would be torture.

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

Goat wrote:

You, Sir, are a massive nerd. I love The Shatner, but watching his old films all in a row would be torture.

Not as much as listening to a whole DragonForce album... :wink:

Goat · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2009 12:24 am

Lucifer's Son wrote:

Goat wrote:

You, Sir, are a massive nerd. I love The Shatner, but watching his old films all in a row would be torture.

Not as much as listening to a whole DragonForce album... :wink:

I don't think I've ever (admitted to having) done that.

Legacy Of The Night · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2009 1:56 am

The Matrix Revelations

Ugggh. I think they might've overdone it just a little bit.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Sun May 10, 2009 6:20 am

Airplane!

Airplane II! THE SEQUEL

both are classics

Lucifer's Son · **Joined:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:52 pm **Posts:** 2016

"Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country"
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