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Misha
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
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Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

I LOVE YOU TOO WiC!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:57 pm 
Gast1 wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

I LOVE YOU TOO WiC!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


OH, YEAH ! I SO FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO !!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Misha
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Zeth
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WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:08 am 
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:
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WinterIsComing
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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:


You enjoy all kinds of shit that most wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
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WinterIsComing
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Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


there is a market for everything I guess.
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:11 am 
WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:


You enjoy all kinds of shit that most wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.


ho, WiC, I'm so sorry to disappoint you... but there are truly great things in the BM scene...

then, I know you're right and that I'm probably a brainwashed weirdo so tell me what is the best extreme metal for you, I'll sure love it as much as I love you :oops:
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WinterIsComing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:20 am 
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The Immortal Emokid wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:


You enjoy all kinds of shit that most wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.


ho, WiC, I'm so sorry to disappoint you... but there are truly great things in the BM scene...

then, I know you're right and that I'm probably a brainwashed weirdo so tell me what is the best extreme metal for you, I'll sure love it as much as I love you :oops:


I don't like extreme metal, like black and death and grind. I am sure there are some great black metal bands, I never said there aren't, you know me, I am very politically correct individual.
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:30 am 
WinterIsComing wrote:
I am very politically correct individual.


not these last days sweetheart, not these last days... :wink:
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Eternal Idol
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WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:


You enjoy all kinds of shit that most wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.


ho, WiC, I'm so sorry to disappoint you... but there are truly great things in the BM scene...

then, I know you're right and that I'm probably a brainwashed weirdo so tell me what is the best extreme metal for you, I'll sure love it as much as I love you :oops:


I don't like extreme metal, like black and death and grind. I am sure there are some great black metal bands, I never said there aren't, you know me, I am very politically correct individual.

I bet you like Stratovarious or Rhapsody or something pretentious in that vein I'm guessing? Startovarious=Richard Marx Metal
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WinterIsComing
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skullthrone of satan wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
The Immortal Emokid wrote:
Zeth wrote:
WinterIsComing wrote:
Zeth wrote:
Dago wrote:
Let's just re-educate him and show him that you cannot fuck with THE FORCES OF BLACK FUCKING METAL!

So why is everyone so excited about BM anyway?


because they have no taste in music and they are proud of it, plus they love painted ugly mugs and they like to say things like "kvlt" and "hails" (whatever the fuck they mean--kids and their slang). And if something has keyboards or clean production then it is not pure black metal.

Hihihi, no but seriously. Why? It just sounds like metal played on a cracked old taperecorder with asthma or something similar. Excuse my insults 8)


I was just like you before I started to really look for some BM I would enjoy... Now I found it and, though I'm still not a BMer, I enjoy the occasional grace of BM :roll:


You enjoy all kinds of shit that most wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.


ho, WiC, I'm so sorry to disappoint you... but there are truly great things in the BM scene...

then, I know you're right and that I'm probably a brainwashed weirdo so tell me what is the best extreme metal for you, I'll sure love it as much as I love you :oops:


I don't like extreme metal, like black and death and grind. I am sure there are some great black metal bands, I never said there aren't, you know me, I am very politically correct individual.

I bet you like Stratovarious or Rhapsody or something pretentious in that vein I'm guessing? Startovarious=Richard Marx Metal


well then, I recommend to you to stay away from gambling.
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