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noodles
 Post subject: No fapping in June!
PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:39 pm 
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Who will join me on this epickest of quests?
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traptunderice
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Oh man I haven't done it in a while anyways and have been kinda trying to do it less. I'm in I guess. I can't wait for the "master of my domain" jokes.
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The Silent Man
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Fffffuuuuck that
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Skeksis
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Well, we can always try :P
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cry of the banshee
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Skeksis wrote:
Well, we can always try :P


I read that and then looked your avatar...
:lol:
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cry of the banshee
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Anyway, give up alcohol? Never.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Sounds like fun.
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The Silent Man
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noodles wrote:
No FAPPING in June!


Legacy Of The Night wrote:
Sounds like fun.


wat
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Cara
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pffft.

pass.
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Satan's Anus
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What the hell is fapping? :unsure:
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The Silent Man
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Satan's Anus wrote:
What the hell is fapping? :unsure:


ITS WHEN U PLAY WITH UR PENIS

:dio:
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Satan's Anus
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:huh:

There's a new name for it? Weirdos.
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Azrael
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actually i just did it twice yesterday so i'm good to go :dio:

my record since i first discovered it (lol) is like 2 1/2 weeks. this will be epick.

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noodles
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I only remember trying when I was still in high school and I made it like 4 days before being like "Why am I even doing this?"

Gotta at least beat that.
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traptunderice
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I think I've done three weeks before I forgot I was trying to not to do it. I'm still going to sex it up so it won't be as bad this time around.
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Legacy Of The Night
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Made it a little more than 17 hours so far. :dio:
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Azrael
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traptunderice wrote:
I think I've done three weeks before I forgot I was trying to not to do it. I'm still going to sex it up so it won't be as bad this time around.


dude, no fair! no fapping is easy when you can get secks!

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Cú Chulainn
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I lasted for over a month last summer. I was in the US for a trip, so I decided to try out some weird tantric shit involving not jerking off for a bit. Anyway, I got blue balls every once in a while, and when I finally came home to my gf, I was practically bleeding jizz. Talk about one-man-bukkake.

And no, the sex wasn't really better for it. Just a lot more intense and shorter.

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Ness
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Hmmm... a bunch of guys talking with each other about jerking off, over the internet... this is masculine and belongs on a metal website.
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noodles
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We should all get together and play magic cookie on July 1st!
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