Tlaloc wrote:
Transformers 2. Now that the endorphins have worn off after seeing Megan Fox's tight ass and awesome robots kicking each other to bits, I am now thinking that was the biggest pile of shit I've seen in a long while.
There was no story, gaping plot holes (why didn't the Fallen just choose a different sun if they're that desperate? Or put the fucking sun-destroying gun on Mars), huge continuity errors (one minute Fox and some other lame character are running down a hill, the next thing they are in Bumblebee, one minute they're in Egypt, then Jordan, then magically in Egypt again), pointless gags that made no sense (why did the Sector 7 guy rip off his pants?), hilarious Americanisation (can't have a Transformers fight without the military, able to put huge US forces in Egypt with asking, the Jordanians send two Blackhawk choppers as their support, which quickly get blown up).
Anyways, it's worth it to see a hot Decepticon (played by dumber than dumb Australian actress Isabell Lucas) extend a steel cable out of its ass. Pretty much sums up the movie, really.
My wife and I took our nine year old to see this yesterday afternoon and I have to agree with you on all the points you've made here. We were so pissed after watching it. The movie had no plot, zero cohesiveness, and was just really a vehicle for slow-motion explosions. Why did it ever take Sam an hour and fifteen minutes of screen time to go run three miles in the desert sand is beyond me. 'The Fallen' I liken to Darth Maul. 7 minutes of screen time and killed within two minutes at the very end. This movie is awful. Michael Bay found a way to destroy a promising franchise.
