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WinterIsComing
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:58 pm 
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Fingon wrote:
Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


my eyes! my eyes are bleeding... :evil: :shock:


....and......yet my dick is getting hard.... :shock:
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Lord Jotun
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This review: :lol: x ∞
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Dead Machine
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Wow, thanks for all the kind words, everyone.

And remember: I suffered through an actual listen of all this.

Yes, all of it.

I remember only fragments, but the pain will never go away...
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aallgod
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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:09 pm 
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Ineffective review. I still have no idea what the fuck the cd is about. I know it is a parody thing by Estrogenocide, but nothing was actually talked about the album.

So where could I go to download this album for myself? Nothing could be worse than the latest shit from Gwen Stefani, so I think I could handle it.
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Dead Machine
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:17 am 
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aallgod wrote:
Ineffective review. I still have no idea what the fuck the cd is about. I know it is a parody thing by Estrogenocide, but nothing was actually talked about the album.

So where could I go to download this album for myself? Nothing could be worse than the latest shit from Gwen Stefani, so I think I could handle it.


Dude, there's no musical standpoint to review. It's pointless trying to describe it in musical terms because all it sounds like is a gay electronica rerecording of William Shatner's spokenwords record from the sixties.

And yes, this is worse than Gwen Stefani. No idea where you can download it, though.
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Seinfeld26
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:13 pm 
Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


:shock:
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Carnifex Umbris
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Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


Kinda like an inverted Dirty Poop A$z.
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December Flower
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Jeff@Metalreviews wrote:
Here are some of the lyrics as well.....LOL!

“Elton John Is Hot”
“Now I know why they call you the Rocket Man… Saturday Night is alright for fucking”

“I Wanna Blow Justin Timberlake”
“I wanna blow Justin Timberlake… I am sure that his balls taste great… I think that he waxes his chest… I hope that he waxes his taint… Smacking Justin’s ass with a plastic spatula”

“A Celebration Of Our Manliness”
“Give me a condom for my pee pee… I don’t want it to smell like dookie… If I cum, is it salty and hot… I’m so glad you don’t have a twat”

“Jail Ain’t So Bad”
“Being locked up might be fun if your cellmate was Mike Tyson… Suck my cock and bite my ear… I’ll stick my finger in your rear”

“Girls Are Icky”
“When I hold a hand with hair on the knuckle… I can’t help it, my knees start to buckle… Hair on the big toe and hair on the back… These are the things that get me in the sack”

“Men In Uniform”
“Let me cum on your zits and they will go away… Just another reason to be gay… Men in uniform get me hard… Like rent a cops and crossing guards”

“Hetero Bashing”
“I’ll admit I secretly wonder what it’s like to be straight… Sometimes I think about Cameron Diaz when I masturbate”

“An Orgy With The Village People”
“In my mouth, in my ass, and one in each hand… Don’t fuck with me, I’m with the band… Talented gay men with big cocks… I’m jerking off the Indian while I blow the cop”


Gouge out my eyes, cause now I've seen it all :shock:
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Doctor of Metal
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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:17 pm 
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Dead Machine wrote:
aallgod wrote:
Ineffective review. I still have no idea what the fuck the cd is about. I know it is a parody thing by Estrogenocide, but nothing was actually talked about the album.

So where could I go to download this album for myself? Nothing could be worse than the latest shit from Gwen Stefani, so I think I could handle it.


Dude, there's no musical standpoint to review. It's pointless trying to describe it in musical terms because all it sounds like is a gay electronica rerecording of William Shatner's spokenwords record from the sixties.

And yes, this is worse than Gwen Stefani. No idea where you can download it, though.


Hey, what the fuck is wrong with Gwen?
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:03 pm 
Holy crap...that was the best review ever...that totally is up there with Ben's review of Eternal Combustion...LOL.
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Dead Machine
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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:01 pm 
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Doctor of Metal wrote:
Hey, what the fuck is wrong with Gwen?


I could make a list, but that would take far too much time.
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